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⚐ ReportBurnell: I will be spending the weekend painstakingly grading your SAQs while hopefully watching Michigan beat up Penn State.
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⚐ ReportViveka: Some people eat their ashes. Viveka: Like Jeffrey Dahmer. Viveka: Or Jeffrey Dahmer's toilet!
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⚐ ReportKirk (talking about ambigrams): I should get a tattoo of one with my name and the quadratic formula
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⚐ Report// Discussing how to unsaturate fats Jerry Song: What's wrong with trans fats? Jerry: Are you homophobic?
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⚐ Report// P7 fot, Schwartz walks in (as Schwartz is about to leave)Sean: I lost the game! Schwartz: I lost!
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⚐ ReportO’Donovan: Is there anything you guys are allergic to? Jerry Song: I’m allergic to water. O’Donovan: Fine, do it under the fume hood!
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⚐ Report// Demonstrating an experiment Stein: Alright so we block 1000 people into different weight groups. Stein: This is America, so let's make 500 of them heavy people.
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⚐ ReportStein: Sam Du, I'm telling you an interesting story. Wake up. Stein: One of my children, for the purpose of this story, I'll call her Martha. Victor: That's her real name. Stein: That is her real name. // Later, Victor is on his phone Stein(to Victor): Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her that you love her.