#4018

1818

March 5, 2012, 4:41 p.m.

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Michelle: Hey Mr. Pham, he said you sound like an owl. Pham (with emphasis): WHO? //Class laughs

#4013

111

March 1, 2012, 8:43 p.m.

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//Telling jokes during lunch Harrison: Why did the chicken jump off the cliff? To get to the other side!

#4012

88

March 1, 2012, 7:32 p.m.

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//Going through bureaucracy chapter in NSL random girl walks in Girl: Anybody got a pencil? //Everyone stops what they're doing and stares at her for a good 15 seconds Girl: Sorry. //She leaves and class resumes

#4011

1616

March 1, 2012, 6:05 p.m.

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Gross: Good morning-ish. Today we will be talking about boobs.

#4010

66

March 1, 2012, 4:18 p.m.

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Schafer: It's liquid methane. I made it myself. //later Maggie: When he said "I made it myself." I was like, heheheheheh.

#4008

2020

Feb. 29, 2012, 1:45 p.m.

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// During Mathphys, Schafer is telling them a puzzle involving Freddy and two other people getting buried in sand by a midget. Schafer: So Freddy, pick your two closest friends. Freddy: I don't have any friends. Schafer: Yea, I say that all the time too, but just pick two people. Someone: Just pick two people that you want to die. Schafer: No, no, you actually want the two that you want to live. Now I know that's a small list. Freddy: Umm, how about two cats?

#4007

79

Feb. 28, 2012, 9:51 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Klein, can I have a tissue? Klein: A tissue?! I barely know you!

#4006

2628

Feb. 28, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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//Block B freshman chem, discussing compound formulas Matthew: ...so phosphorous wants three electrons, and then you do swappy-swappy-- Pham: No! Not swappy-swappy! Matthew: Cross-multiplying, swappy-swappy, you know... //Pham closes his eyes, as if in physical pain Pham (bellowing): ...NO! SWAPPY!

#4004

6670

Feb. 28, 2012, 7:50 p.m.

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Denny: Does anybody know what a complex sentence is? Avikar: Well, it has a real part and an imaginary part.

#4003

3135

Feb. 28, 2012, 6:23 p.m.

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//Freshmen chem are discussing races in the Magnet. Pham: Asians, raise your hands. //All Asians and a few non-Asians raise their hands. Pham: No, seriously. Eric Neyman: I am serious; I am from Israel. Mike Winston: No, you're not! Eric: Fine, my ancestors were from Israel. Mike: Your ancestors were from Africa! Eric: Okay, fine. I'm black.