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#3636

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Oct. 4, 2011, 7:17 p.m.

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Billings: Well, she's not unattractive; she just looks like a bug.

#3635

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Oct. 4, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Everyone get on the carpet. //Everyone gets on the carpet Schafer: OK, is everone ready? //Someone farts Students: Hahaha... //Couple minutes later Schafer: Pretend we are in a river on a raft-- Akshay: That is powered by fart!

#3634

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Oct. 4, 2011, 1:44 p.m.

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Rajan: Today's Monday right? No, wait, it's Tuesday. Pham: It's Tuesday? Are you sure? Class: Yeah, definitely. Pham: Oh No! I forgot my homework! I have 40 pages to read by tonight!

Lin Alg, Pham needed to do work for his re-certification class... spent the rest of class reading.

rajan, pham

#3633

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Oct. 4, 2011, 8:38 a.m.

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//Teacher is watching SciBowl tryouts. After an astronomy question Teacher: So what happened on May 5th, 2000? Viju: uhhh cinco de mayo?

still dont know what it is editor's note: on may 5, 2000, six planets and the moon lined up with the sun. see http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/alignment.html

teacher, viju, cinco_de_mayo

#3631

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Oct. 3, 2011, 10:08 p.m.

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Leah H: Olmec Donald was a farmer

#3630

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Oct. 3, 2011, 3:59 p.m.

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Schafer: It turns out that 68% of statistics are made up. Avikar: No, it's 88.

#3629

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Oct. 3, 2011, 3:58 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Biology, while the class is discussing lab ideas for germination of seeds Schafer: Why can't we just drop stuff off the tables? That would make so much more sense.

#3627

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Oct. 3, 2011, 9:36 a.m.

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Rose: It's like Russian dodgeball; nobody comes out, you just beat the crap out of each other.

#3626

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Oct. 1, 2011, 8:17 p.m.

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//Talking about an assembly in Period 2 R&E Student 1: Wait, isn't there an assembly today? // General agreement Student 2: Yeah, but [Teacher]'s gonna make us miss it because of the test... Student 3: Just walk out, he'll never catch you.

[Teacher] planned for his class to miss the freshman election assembly for a test even though someone in that period was running for office.

freshman, teacher, r&e

#3625

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Oct. 1, 2011, 6:59 p.m.

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//On the bus waiting for people to get on. Saurav is standing on the bus wheel. Bus driver: You better not be standing on the seat!!! Saurav: I'm not standing on the seat. I'm standing on the bus...hump...thingie.... Bus driver: The bus hump thingie? Saurav: You know, that bump that sticks out.... Bus driver: That's called the wheel! Saurav: Oh yeah...that thing....the wheel...