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#10736

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Aug. 30, 2022, 9:50 a.m.

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cable: wait was Julia in functions? alan: what are you making with Julia? szabo: what ... alan: oh I thought you were talking about the programming language.

#10632

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May 30, 2022, 1:58 a.m.

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Caleb: Sounds like daddy issues but on multiple levels.

#10337

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March 23, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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Andy: I've gotten the captains of so many clubs to come lift with me. Ace: He's Weightlifting Jesus. Caleb: We must spread the gospel of Weightlifting Jesus. //later Katz: Does that mean he'll get crucified on a bench?

#10335

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March 23, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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Ace: I want to learn how to do taxes! Chris: Why learn how to do taxes when you can have your parents do them for you? Caleb(coming back from the taxes): It was one of the most enlightening experiences of my life.

#10267

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March 15, 2022, 5:22 p.m.

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// Scibowl prac Caleb: Hermaphrodites are perfect.

#10116

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March 1, 2022, 4 p.m.

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Caleb: Chloroform is useful for uh...child labor.

#10098

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Feb. 28, 2022, 2:14 p.m.

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// pd.7 quantum. A lot of people missed a quiz question kz: huh what happened? cable: people couldn't get the d kz: wait what's d?

#9799

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Jan. 22, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Yunyi: 8 times 4 is 32, Caleb!

#9529

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Dec. 7, 2021, 8:35 a.m.

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// 7th pd bio Duval: So Caleb walked in on our marine biology class, and we were doing dissections. Duval: And it took us FOREVER to get him out of our class. Andy: Let's dissect Caleb!

#9445

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Nov. 30, 2021, 8:27 a.m.

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cable: daniel, you don’t need calculus for this. Boyles law applies. Constant external pressure of 2 atm. dyuan: ok I’ll just take an integral of 2