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Dec. 12, 2017, 12:49 p.m.

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//Talking about PChem Joseph: Water is a very bad buffer. Tyler: Everything is a buffer! Joseph: I'm not a buffer. Tyler: You are a buffer! Joseph: Well, I am buffer than you.

#6998

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Dec. 1, 2017, 12:12 p.m.

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Joseph: Name a vegetable Horne: Bananas

#6836

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Oct. 24, 2017, 1:59 p.m.

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Whitacre: Why are you guys so tired? It's only Tuesday! Whitacre: Get your 10 hours of sleep...like the doctors recommend! Joseph: You mean 10 hours a week?

#6058

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Oct. 14, 2016, 1:57 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 class is being loud Rose: You guys need to chill, this is a class of like sixteen people, and I'm constantly screaming. I think I have a new catchphrase, "Shut up, Anson." // Later, Rose is erasing something from the whiteboard Ryan: You missed a spot Rose: Shut up, Anson. // Later, JoDey's table is being loud Anson: Shut up, Anson!

#5823

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Feb. 22, 2016, 4:34 p.m.

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//Shadows are in the back of the room Pham: You all in the back! Tell me what is hydrogen peroxide! //embarrassed giggles Pham: You all from Takoma amirite? You know why I know this? Class: They're Asian? Pham: No! Why I know they from Takoma? Pham: OK. You see, people from Takoma are more book-oriented. They don' go outside or play the sports. When you get cut, you use hydrogen peroxide to disinfect it! Joseph: But can't they get papercuts?

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May 5, 2010, 1:42 p.m.

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Ozzie: The British are called Limeys because they ate limes to ward off scurvy. The French are called Frogs for the same reason. Because they ate limes... No, it's really because they ate frogs. //Later, Joseph is bugging Ozzie about work. Ozzie: Patience [with a French accent]. Joseph: Is that "patience" in Frog?

#1881

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May 5, 2010, 1:37 p.m.

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Ozzie: You know how there's a corporation running against Chris Van Hollen? Well, that's stupid. 'Cause nobody beats Chris Van Hollen. Joseph: No one. Except Mrs. Van Hollen.

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March 23, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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//Joseph and Diana are setting up their SRP presentations. Rose walks in. Rose: Hey, who's going first? //Joseph and Stubby point at Diana Rose (to Joseph): I want to see your thing so bad. //Entire room starts laughing

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Jan. 21, 2010, 7:19 p.m.

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Peter Q: [Bio is really complicated.] Why do you think biologists work 20 hours a day? Joseph: You mean 28 hours a day, don't you? Peter Q: No, those are the quantum physicists. Joseph: Oh right, because their first assignment is to invent a time machine. Peter Q: Right. We biologists just engineer cuttlefish to kidnap the physicists so that they build one for us.

#1358

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Jan. 19, 2010, 5:10 p.m.

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//Joseph goes to It's Ac practice Schafer: Joseph Owen! What are you doing in here? Joseph: Uh, standing. Well, walking actually.