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#9409

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Nov. 19, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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Duval: I think Victor fell asleep for a second. Victor: No -- I was just closing my eyes. Lodal: He's just distracting us from the fact that he's playing something on his phone! //Victor moves jacket to reveal unused phone on desk Lodal: He tries to show that he's not doing it -- he probably has a second phone that he's hiding.

#9294

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Nov. 8, 2021, 9:40 a.m.

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Student has phone out in class Subayi: Put your phone away! Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Subayi: Yes, just don't bring your phone. Student: Can I go to the counselor's office then? Subayi: No. Why are you spending so much time on your phone, anyway? Are you texting some sweetheart? It's not worth it to date kids in high school, you'll probably break up anyway. I was dumped a thousand times by the time I was 15! He probably has bad breath and doesn't shower, anyway.

#9184

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Sept. 22, 2021, 3:21 p.m.

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Asher: I'm so glad you didn't find all the, uh, Shrek porn on my phone

I promise there was logical context for this, he doesn't actually have any Shrek porn on his phone... as far as we know

asher, shrek, phone

#7173

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Jan. 31, 2018, 5:33 p.m.

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pham: who here not have cellphone? //2 raised hands pham: you losers! no jk you ok

#5400

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Feb. 21, 2015, 12:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose's phone starts making dog barking sounds Rose: Oh, that's... that's my ringtone for when my mom is calling.

#5205

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Oct. 1, 2014, 10:34 p.m.

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Ramu: The first thing I do on a new schoolyear is to add my teachers' names to my phone's dictionary.

#4772

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Feb. 20, 2014, 7:52 p.m.

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Scott: The only phone number I've memorized is Jesse's.

#4321

917

Nov. 21, 2012, 2:17 p.m.

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Mr. Grossman: A cell phone is not a leash. A leash is a leash.

#3862

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Dec. 21, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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//Rose's phone rings in the middle of class; he doesn't know who it is Rose:[slowly] DON'T CALL ME! //class laughs Rose: Yeah, its probably the democrats again.

#1652

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March 13, 2010, 8:55 p.m.

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Roberts: -talks about jazz music theory to class- Will: -cell rings- -answers cell- Hello? Roberts: -stops talking and stares at Will- Will: -to phone- Oh, ok. -to Roberts- This is important. I have to take this call. Roberts+class: -still staring at Will- Will: -gets up- This is important. -continues talking on phone and leaves classroom- Roberts: What was that about? Rest of trumpet section: -shrug- Roberts: -continues teaching-

This happened in the middle of hon jazz earlier this semester. He doesn't come back for around 5 minutes.

roberts, cell, phone, jazz, will