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#9409
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⚐ ReportDuval: I think Victor fell asleep for a second. Victor: No -- I was just closing my eyes. Lodal: He's just distracting us from the fact that he's playing something on his phone! //Victor moves jacket to reveal unused phone on desk Lodal: He tries to show that he's not doing it -- he probably has a second phone that he's hiding.
#9294
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⚐ ReportStudent has phone out in class Subayi: Put your phone away! Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Subayi: Yes, just don't bring your phone. Student: Can I go to the counselor's office then? Subayi: No. Why are you spending so much time on your phone, anyway? Are you texting some sweetheart? It's not worth it to date kids in high school, you'll probably break up anyway. I was dumped a thousand times by the time I was 15! He probably has bad breath and doesn't shower, anyway.
#7173
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⚐ Reportpham: who here not have cellphone? //2 raised hands pham: you losers! no jk you ok
#5400
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose's phone starts making dog barking sounds Rose: Oh, that's... that's my ringtone for when my mom is calling.
#5205
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⚐ ReportRamu: The first thing I do on a new schoolyear is to add my teachers' names to my phone's dictionary.
#3862
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⚐ Report//Rose's phone rings in the middle of class; he doesn't know who it is Rose:[slowly] DON'T CALL ME! //class laughs Rose: Yeah, its probably the democrats again.
#1652
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⚐ ReportRoberts: -talks about jazz music theory to class- Will: -cell rings- -answers cell- Hello? Roberts: -stops talking and stares at Will- Will: -to phone- Oh, ok. -to Roberts- This is important. I have to take this call. Roberts+class: -still staring at Will- Will: -gets up- This is important. -continues talking on phone and leaves classroom- Roberts: What was that about? Rest of trumpet section: -shrug- Roberts: -continues teaching-