#2844

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Jan. 25, 2011, 7:25 p.m.

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Piper: What is two plus four? Patrick: Zero!!!

#2762

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Jan. 7, 2011, 8:06 p.m.

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Mr. Giles: I don't want you eating donuts consecutively for three hours because I think you might, um, die, but, anyway....

#2491

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Nov. 7, 2010, 1:03 p.m.

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//defining a segment of a circle in math class Teacher: So you take your girlfriend out for pizza. You're going to eat the crust and let your girlfriend eat the pizza, because you're a man, right. //Awkward pause Teacher: Hell no! I'm eating the damn pizza!!

#2486

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Nov. 5, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Pham: Computer is computer. Math is math. Especially Wolstein. You been Wolstein's class! He believe math control everything.

#2438

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Oct. 28, 2010, 11:03 p.m.

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Scott: Oh right, if the test is out of 130 points, all I need is a...*looks at calculator*.....134.......

#2384

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Oct. 20, 2010, 5:48 p.m.

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Shirley: Impress all your friends! Instead of saying "Is today even or odd?" say "What is the parity of today?"

#2333

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Oct. 8, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

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// Absorbed in a complicated math problem, Rose vigorously erases the board and accidentally knocks the clock off its hook. It dramatically crashes on the floor and splits into pieces. He stands there for a minute, observing the damage. Rose *mutters to himself*: F***. Stein: You broke my clock. That's the second clock you've broken. Rose: *pause* Actually, a student broke the first clock. // students gather around Rose: You know, I'm 32 years old and I'm finally accepting that I'm a klutz.

#2312

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Oct. 7, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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//In math help Mufasa: Infinite Descent? Jason: Infinite Descent! Mufasa: Infinite Descent! Jason: PROVED! Marcus: Oh good, you guys proved something, you guys should have a party.

#2270

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Oct. 4, 2010, 7:42 p.m.

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//After a discussion about regicide and the 'cide' root Whitacre: It's like an English class; we can't have that! //In an undertone Whitacre: That's a step below a math class. //Whit is not a great fan of math

#2015

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June 23, 2010, 11:50 a.m.

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Rose: I love the sound of teenager pain, math-induced pain.