#10372

1111

March 30, 2022, 12:19 p.m.

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Hui: One time I had to drive all the way to Florida. Andy: Florida Man returns to his natural habitat.

#10361

1111

March 28, 2022, 4:11 p.m.

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//students crowd around one stapler Schwartz: There's another stapler over there ... //students all crowd around the other stapler Andy: How many Magnet students does it take to evenly line up at two staplers?

#10356

1010

March 28, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?

#10354

1616

March 26, 2022, 3:23 p.m.

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Andy: Do you read the sundial clockwise or counterclockwise? Alena: I would assume it's read clockwise because its a clock.

#10350

511

March 25, 2022, 12:36 p.m.

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Andy: How is a stick of gum like a gun? Jerry Song: They both get people into sticky situations. *Andy opens Blairbash* Jerry: No. Nooooooooooooo! // Later Jerry: I've gone through all 5 stages of grief in one Blairbash quote. Jerry: Noooo! I should have waited until you were done typing.

#10346

713

March 24, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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//Jerry Song presented his L'Hôpital project Schwartz: Any questions? //no one raises hand Schwartz: Someone make up a question. Jerry: Andy, you probably have a question. Andy: Did I ask? Jerry: No, you didn't ask.

#10343

1414

March 24, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Playing Pictionary, Chris is drawing Alma: Reproduction! Andy: Sexual or asexual? Diego: Both simultaneously!

#10342

77

March 24, 2022, 12:27 p.m.

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// Wellness activity, hypotheticals Andy: He is 35, a successful architect, relatively attractive- Jackie: -OOOOH!

#10337

1414

March 23, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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Andy: I've gotten the captains of so many clubs to come lift with me. Ace: He's Weightlifting Jesus. Caleb: We must spread the gospel of Weightlifting Jesus. //later Katz: Does that mean he'll get crucified on a bench?

#10333

020

March 23, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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// AP bio prep Jackie: Sickle cell disease. Jerry Song: SCD! Andy: STD? Jerry Song: No, SCD! That's cause you have an STD! // Later Jerry Song: Your mom is an alpha male! Andy: That's going straight into Blairbash! Jerry Song: Your mom is in Blairbash! Oh wait it won't fit! // Later Jackie: I know what fruit is! I'm so smart!