#3270

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April 28, 2011, 11:22 a.m.

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// during a Thermo test Schafer: Because we are in MC, our power is provided the wonderful...PEPCO! That means, in the event that the power goes out, which is very likely, you will be taking your test by candlelight! So don't think that you'll be off the hook for your test if the lights go out.

#3136

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March 23, 2011, 7:15 p.m.

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Student: Can I take a test in here? Schafer: In the back. //later Schafer: So what question are you on? Student: Um, 17? Schafer: I believe the answer is true. Student: The integral of-- Schafer: DEFINITELY TRUE.

#3006

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Feb. 28, 2011, 2:40 p.m.

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Smrek: The difference between an A and a B is the difference between an A and an E.

#2822

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Jan. 19, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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//Geometry final review Mag-Geoers: Mr. Rose, you could have graded our test instead of these (pre-calc). Rose: Yeah, and I already finished the grade book for 4 out of 5 classes. Isn't it great? Rose: It's like I have 5 children and 1 of them just does drugs and gets into jail, you just give up on him.

#2674

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Dec. 14, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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// about Radina getting a B on "Teacher's" test Teacher: Now you owe me ten cans! Alex E.: [suddenly interested] Wait, does that mean if I give you ten cans, I get an A? Teacher: No. Only if you are cute. Alex E.: . . . Teacher: That automatically disqualifies you.

#2455

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Oct. 29, 2010, 11:46 p.m.

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//Alex C-G is about to make up a test he missed Pham: Did you talk to anybody about the test? Alex: (shakes head) I studied like a dog, yo. Pham: Dog don't study. Class: (laughter) Pham: What? Is not funny.

#2438

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Oct. 28, 2010, 11:03 p.m.

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Scott: Oh right, if the test is out of 130 points, all I need is a...*looks at calculator*.....134.......

#2435

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Oct. 28, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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// A student inquires about the "subject" field on a ScanTron form Student: What's the subject of this test? Whitacre: It's your future. Student: Should we write that down? Whitacre: You don't have one!

#2388

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Oct. 20, 2010, 9:08 p.m.

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Mr Rose: (after having chased down a student to get their test) That's the first time I've actually had to, you know, physically assault a student...

#2284

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:50 a.m.

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Schafer: This will probably be in an easy question on the test. Student: By easy do you mean easy or hard? Schafer: YES.