#4749

1212

Feb. 10, 2014, 6:38 p.m.

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//Walking into Thermo Kirkendall: *sigh* this just isn't my week. Michelle: Jacob, it's Monday. Kirkendall: ...yeah, I know...

#4733

911

Feb. 3, 2014, 4:48 a.m.

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//Pham-written Thermo worksheet "How land breeze and sea breeze are produce?"

#3936

1822

Feb. 7, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

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Kev Li: Mr. Schafer, do you have any amp meters? Schafer: Who wants them? Kev Li: Me. Schafer: You're lying. Who really wants them? Kev Li: Pham. //some time later Schafer: ...this conversation isn't going anywhere. Hammond: No, Mr. Schafer, this conversation is going on Blair Bash.

#3447

88

June 6, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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// at the start of 4th period Thermo Schafer: I heard that there's going to be a fire drill soon. Students: Really?! Schafer: Why are you so excited? It's like missing free time.

#3324

1010

May 7, 2011, 2:01 p.m.

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// During Thermo, Rajan and Kendix are presenting manure power as an energy source Nathan Ng: What does PETA think of this? Rajan: No more questions! Schafer: Whoa, whoa, hold on. That's actually an interesting question. Rajan: Well... (gives some common-sense explanation) Schafer: No, no, you got it all wrong! You're looking at it from a logical viewpoint. What they're going to say is that you're enslaving the animals and stealing what's rightfully theirs. Doyung: They're entitled to their poop!

#3289

33

May 2, 2011, 10:59 a.m.

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// During Thermo, Swaney walks into the room Swaney: Can someone take a test in here? Schafer: Yea, sure. [turns to the class] Now you all really have to be quiet since someone's doing actual academic work in here.

#3232

66

April 13, 2011, 5:51 p.m.

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// During Thermo, Schafer is talking about radiation in Ca Schafer: Just a few weeks ago, the media said something that made my whole household explode. They said that radiation levels in Ca have elevated. Someone: Maybe it's because of Japan. David Kaufman: No. Schafer: No, don't say no. It could be because of Japan. Or it could be because someone imported a large crate of bananas. // Did you know that eating a banana gives your body more radiation than living next to a nuclear reactor for a year?

#3230

88

April 13, 2011, 5:46 p.m.

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// during Thermo Schafer: You know that recently, a lot more people have started to pronounce "turbine" tur-bin? Urg, last time I checked, a tur-bin is a form of head wear. A tur-BINE is the thing that spins.

#2884

1515

Feb. 7, 2011, 9:21 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer mentioned that he needs to get a haircut soon Theresa: Oh, Mr. Schafer, can I cut your hair? Schafer: Well you probably can, but you don't have my permission. Theresa: I cut my own hair! Schafer: I know. It shows.

#2842

99

Jan. 25, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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//Quickly doing the MoCo lab safety quiz (out loud) Student: You have cut yourself - Schafer: Now why did you do that?  Please, don't cut yourself in this class!  I don't care if you're emo, I just don't want there to be blood! //and later Student: Someone you know is on fire - Schafer: And that too!  Don't do that either!  You should have no reason to set yourself on fire!