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#9684

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Dec. 22, 2021, 8:21 a.m.

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// Beginning of class in Analysis 1 Schwartz: Where did I put these notes? Me, looking at Andy: Is it just me, or did you also hear him say deez nuts? Andy: This is why I've muted the freshman server and buried it under 20 other servers. // Twenty minutes later, learning about the shell method for measuring volume Andy: Deez shells

#9678

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Dec. 21, 2021, 1:37 p.m.

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// Something happens Andy: That's going into Blairbash.

we must join efforts to prevent andy from taking over the platform

andy

#9676

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Dec. 21, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// Review before ESS quiz Lodal: What does travertine have? Class: Holes. Andy: It's holy! Jerry Song: Jesus had 4 more holes than the average person.

#9646

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Dec. 16, 2021, 4:55 p.m.

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Duval: Then I got to listen to Andy complain about body aches the whole time. That was fun! //students appear to doubt her claims Duval: Did you complain about body aches, Andy? Andy: I complained about shin and ankle aches. Duval: And is that part of your ... body? Andy: ... sure.

#9619

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Dec. 14, 2021, 12:05 p.m.

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// Before class starts, anal 1 Andy: I LOST THE GAME! Schwartz: I've been playing the game since ... 2002.

#9614

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Dec. 13, 2021, 7:57 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice ended, Andy and Hui talking about lifting Ace: Why are you guys talking about lifting? Hui: Because we're *jocks*. Andy: Wannabe jocks.

#9593

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Dec. 10, 2021, 2:36 p.m.

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Diego: Now, you said euthanasia will not be necessary ... but let's say that Andy does something crazy-- Duval: There is no expectation that I euthanise anyone! Colby: But could you euthanise Andy if you wanted to? Duval: No. Andy, I just want to reassure you that I will never do that.

#9578

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Dec. 10, 2021, 8:52 a.m.

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Andy: I can suck that without flinching.

he was talking about eating toxic waste

andy

#9532

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Dec. 7, 2021, 11:50 a.m.

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Andy: Stephen, Ace, get a lodal- *throws two bags of nuts on the desk* Andy: DEEZ NUTS

#9529

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Dec. 7, 2021, 8:35 a.m.

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// 7th pd bio Duval: So Caleb walked in on our marine biology class, and we were doing dissections. Duval: And it took us FOREVER to get him out of our class. Andy: Let's dissect Caleb!