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⚐ Report// Beginning of class in Analysis 1 Schwartz: Where did I put these notes? Me, looking at Andy: Is it just me, or did you also hear him say deez nuts? Andy: This is why I've muted the freshman server and buried it under 20 other servers. // Twenty minutes later, learning about the shell method for measuring volume Andy: Deez shells
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⚐ Report// Review before ESS quiz Lodal: What does travertine have? Class: Holes. Andy: It's holy! Jerry Song: Jesus had 4 more holes than the average person.
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⚐ ReportDuval: Then I got to listen to Andy complain about body aches the whole time. That was fun! //students appear to doubt her claims Duval: Did you complain about body aches, Andy? Andy: I complained about shin and ankle aches. Duval: And is that part of your ... body? Andy: ... sure.
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⚐ Report// Before class starts, anal 1 Andy: I LOST THE GAME! Schwartz: I've been playing the game since ... 2002.
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⚐ Report// Quizbowl practice ended, Andy and Hui talking about lifting Ace: Why are you guys talking about lifting? Hui: Because we're *jocks*. Andy: Wannabe jocks.
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⚐ ReportDiego: Now, you said euthanasia will not be necessary ... but let's say that Andy does something crazy-- Duval: There is no expectation that I euthanise anyone! Colby: But could you euthanise Andy if you wanted to? Duval: No. Andy, I just want to reassure you that I will never do that.
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⚐ ReportAndy: Stephen, Ace, get a lodal- *throws two bags of nuts on the desk* Andy: DEEZ NUTS
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⚐ Report// 7th pd bio Duval: So Caleb walked in on our marine biology class, and we were doing dissections. Duval: And it took us FOREVER to get him out of our class. Andy: Let's dissect Caleb!