#10505

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April 27, 2022, 6 p.m.

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//Sysops meeting Hammond (in exaggerated elderly voice): In my day, we had to walk uphill two ways to school in the snow! Katz: Not uphill three ways? Hammond (same voice): We didn't have three directions back then! We lived in two-dimensional space, and we liked it! Hammond: It was enough for me, so it's enough for you!

#10426

99

April 6, 2022, 5:46 p.m.

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Schwartz: Notice that I chose to talk about the Basic Comparison Test, because it means I get to say "Basic" a lot. Schwartz: Which will discourage the heathens here from calling it the "Direct Comparison Test". //later Schwartz: "Basic" is twice as good as "Direct", because B is two Ds stacked on top of each other. Katz: But "Direct" is twice as good, because the letter-index of D is twice that of B. Schwartz: Nooo! ... I have no immediate retort to that beyond shouting "nooo!"

#10379

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March 30, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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// Schwartz advising against using the integral test Katz: But I love doing the integral test, especially with trig subs! *Schwartz wheezes* Schwartz: Now you're just trying to give me an aneurysm!

#10370

13

March 30, 2022, 8:54 a.m.

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//Schwartz repeatedly advises against using the Integral Test, because it's obnoxious Katz: But I love the Integral Test, especially with trig subs. //Schwartz breaks down Schwartz: You're just trying to give me an aneurysm at this point.

#10337

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March 23, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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Andy: I've gotten the captains of so many clubs to come lift with me. Ace: He's Weightlifting Jesus. Caleb: We must spread the gospel of Weightlifting Jesus. //later Katz: Does that mean he'll get crucified on a bench?

#10316

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March 22, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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//on upcoming robotics project Kaluta: I won't let you pick people to be in a group with, but you can veto specific people, and I'll make sure you're not in a group with them. Jeremy: What if I veto everyone except my friends? Kaluta: If you try to game the system like that, I'll put you in the group of people who game the system like that, and you'll end up with one of them. //later, bell rang, some students stay to talk to Kaluta Katz: What if I veto the robot? Kaluta: Go away!

#4826

55

April 3, 2014, 9:51 p.m.

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//Discussing lifespans (in most countries, women live longer than men) Swaney: Hmm. I wonder why women live so much less than men in Iran. Michael Katz: Heatstroke!

#4612

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Oct. 8, 2013, 11:36 p.m.

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Donaldson: So let's say that Michael is driving Laura at 50 meters per second...and let's put Raymond in the middle of the street with them heading straight at him, for simplicity of math's sake.

#4394

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Jan. 18, 2013, 11:38 a.m.

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//After finishing the shoe project in Materials Science, students have gone outside to test the durability of their shoes by playing kickball Kaluta: Okay, Jacob Kirkendall, you can be the 5th period team's captain. Michael Katz: Oh my god, we have a Captain Kirk.

#3963

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Feb. 15, 2012, 1:51 p.m.

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//Michael Katz gets his chessboard working in ADSB for Knights Tour Michael Katz: Look Radina! Look what I did! Radina: That's so nice, you're such a cute little nerd. You're going to be way more successful than all of us in life, and you'll definitely get laid.