#9910

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Feb. 3, 2022, 11:39 p.m.

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// OIGOIG, both terms are even Schwartz: You cry and then solve the problem, sounds like a plan. Andy: It's kind of like when you solve a cubic but the law of ones and twos doesn't work. Schwartz: Exactly, you cry and then you do it! Sean, Ace: You derive the cubic formula! Schwartz: No, don't derive the cubic formula!

#9903

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Feb. 3, 2022, 1:22 p.m.

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Duval: Time to make kimchi! // Later Duval: What do students get to do? Massage. Duval: When I had to brine it I didn’t use Blair water. // Duval passes around bag of kimchi paste Duval: You can smell it through your mask Johnny. (Johnny can’t smell it) Duval: Ok you have no sense of smell // later, Ace visibly frozen in disgust as duval prepares kimchi Duval: Talk to me ace! Talk to me!!! // Later, students are making kimchi Andy(While mashing kimchi): Someone be the designated Blairbasher! Duval: Andy that’s your priority? // Johnny starts punching the kimchi into the jar Duval: Yes Johnny, take out that frustration! Whatever’s making you do that, I feel so sorry for you.

#9870

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Jan. 31, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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Ace: Being sad is a prerequisite to being alive.

#9862

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Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote // Later, talking about takoma Andy: I did dissections in middle with Sudhish. It was interesting. Schwartz breaks down again Duval: Oh god, I can imagine Sudhish just tearing apart the frog. Andy: We used exacto knives and as soon as he started stabbing, the knife broke. Duval: Note to self, do not arm Sudhish. When marine bio and ento kids do dissections, they use scissors. Duval(looks inside math team window): Wait, is Sudhish in there? If he was, it would be funny to just yell "Hey Sudhish we're talking about you right now!" Schwartz: This is why I teach math. I don't have to give anyone anything sharp. Ace, Sean, and Andy simultaneously take out a pencil and wave it around // Math team is about to end Andy: Ace, thanks for telling me the trick where I only play 3 notes. Schwartz: I remember those days. Andy: Thank God we're in the 3rd row. Schwartz: I remember those days too.

#9861

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Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote Andy: I lost the game! Schwartz: I lost! // Later Duval: Ace, guess who is the youngest out of the 3 of us. Andy, you're not allowed to say anything. Duval: I won't judge for your response, but if you say I'm 60 I might be a little bit upset. Ace: Uhhhh...Duval is the oldest, then Rose, then Schwartz? (correct) Ace: I'm guessing this based on the number of kids each teacher has.

#9713

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Jan. 6, 2022, 12:52 p.m.

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Gibb, looking over Ace's shoulder as they play protobowl: this is the most random stuff I have ever seen. Gibb: I love it.

#9614

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Dec. 13, 2021, 7:57 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice ended, Andy and Hui talking about lifting Ace: Why are you guys talking about lifting? Hui: Because we're *jocks*. Andy: Wannabe jocks.

#9537

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Dec. 7, 2021, 1:04 p.m.

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Stephen: Hm, it's very thick. Ace: Just like his nudes!

#9532

220

Dec. 7, 2021, 11:50 a.m.

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Andy: Stephen, Ace, get a lodal- *throws two bags of nuts on the desk* Andy: DEEZ NUTS

#9455

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Nov. 30, 2021, 3:04 p.m.

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Stephen: I just realized, triclinic and monoclinic - inclines Ace: diclinic Stephen: mayo clinic