#5275

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Nov. 20, 2014, 9:41 p.m.

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//It's someone's birthday. Student: "Happy birthday!" Student 2: "Happy birthday!" //Student 1 says to communist dictator Eric Shen: "Why don't you say happy birthday?" Eric Shen: "You see, nothing that I say is happy." Eric Shen: "Nothing is ever happy." Eric Shen: "In the end, everyone will die." //Etcetera...

#4644

04

Nov. 6, 2013, 2:46 a.m.

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Sophia: Eric, are you really talented at trumpet? Eric V: No... Sophia: Well, you are now.

#4528

22

May 2, 2013, 10:05 p.m.

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Cathy: Do you eat vegetables? Eric: Do I eat vegetables? Yeah, I eat cheese.

#4513

66

April 17, 2013, 4:59 p.m.

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Cathy: Wait, you got a haircut, too?! Eric: It's preparation for USAMO. Cathy: I see. Magnet cult rituals.

#4430

410

Feb. 11, 2013, 5:28 p.m.

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Eric Neyman: What's the difference between a paradox and an oxymoron? Klein: An oxymoron is a distilled paradox. Like jumbo shrimp... Or military intelligence.

#4385

1010

Jan. 11, 2013, 8:47 a.m.

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Mike: There are libraries, but are there any truthbraries? Eric: There is a Lie Algebra, but is there any Truth Algebra? Mike: Yes, Boolean Algebra.

#4227

2428

Oct. 3, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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Eric: Aren't you a little old to watch Phineas and Ferb? Mike: Yes. Yes, I am.

#4153

2527

May 25, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

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//Eric is talking about Chinese food at ACSL Eric: Isn't American Chinese food just Chinese food with LSD? Dennis and Rahul: NOOOOOOO! It's MSG!!! Eric: I always get them confused....

#4116

48

April 30, 2012, 4:15 p.m.

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//Street walks into Chemistry to ask for Needwood forms Street: Does anybody have Needwood forms? Neyman? Eric: I need to get it signed. Street: Oh god, Offertaler? Bendeguz: No, sorry, I need to get it signed too.. Street: Pandey? Sachin: What? //class laughs Street: (Puts up big loser sign)

#4112

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April 27, 2012, 6:36 p.m.

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//Eric Neyman is running around R&E with a box that was dripping water all over the place Mr. Street: Eric! Stop peeing on the floor! At least you could pee in the sink!