#6594

1414

Sept. 13, 2017, 10:01 p.m.

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Rose: (introducing a premise in Logic) So, your mother loves you or your father loves you. Hopefully, they both do, but that's why you have two parents.

#6590

99

Sept. 13, 2017, 7:52 p.m.

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Steven: The math may be correct, but the mathematician will not always be.

#6589

99

Sept. 13, 2017, 7:51 p.m.

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Math Team first meeting: Guang: So what is the best way to divide five muffins amongst three people? Student 1: Give me three, and the other two one. Student 2: Evenly. Student 3: Just buy a sixth muffin. Alan: Muffins never come in five packs anyways.

#6582

-13

Sept. 12, 2017, 9:16 p.m.

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Mr Rose: Find the equation of the duct tape.

#6562

1010

Sept. 6, 2017, 11:14 p.m.

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Rose: I'm having a baby. // Class applauds Rose: Very easy to do.

#6505

1012

June 7, 2017, 10:58 p.m.

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//"Learning about Pascal's Wager" Schwartz: When you go home and your parents ask you: What did you learn in school today? To believe in God! Schwartz: No don't get me fired.

#6354

99

March 28, 2017, 9:27 p.m.

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//Choosing people to "volunteer" for an educational interpretive dance Schafer: I'm already laughing on the inside, and in a minute, we'll all be laughing on the outside.

#6330

33

March 21, 2017, 10:15 a.m.

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Rose: The divergent series is a giant black hole of meaninglessness...you must banish it

#6208

1111

Jan. 23, 2017, 12:29 p.m.

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I have an abusive relationship with math. I do everything math wants me to but it still beats me up and spits me out. - Jessica four days before the end of they semester

#6188

1113

Jan. 12, 2017, 7:59 a.m.

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//Period 2 ADSA Paul: How are you Isabella? Isabella: Tired. Paul: Why are you tired, Isabella? Isabella: I finished my homework, and I just felt like doing something. Paul: I get that. Sometimes I’m tired and ready for bed, but I stay up for another hour because I just need some leisure time. What were you doing? Isabella: Studying for math.