#3424

1717

May 28, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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Schafer: Guess what day it is? *puts Friday on infinite loop*

#3423

88

May 28, 2011, 1:48 p.m.

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//Talking about NASA and how they invented calculators Teacher: Who do you think invented the calculator? Student: You? Teacher: Of course not. If I had invented the calculator, do you think I would be sitting here right now teaching you kids while staring at this ugly thing?

#3422

810

May 28, 2011, 1:45 p.m.

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Teacher: For some reason, the TI-89 never seemed to really catch on with kids. Neil Dalal: That's because they're ugly. Teacher: You're ugly.

#3421

1313

May 28, 2011, 1:43 p.m.

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//Talking about the magnet picnic during comp. sci. Piper: ...and at the picnic there will also be six foot long veggie subs. //Alex Woo perks up Piper: And no Alex, it's not a 6 foot sub per person, it's to be shared. Alex: (sighs)

#3418

44

May 26, 2011, 10:39 p.m.

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Rose: I just have really crappy skills.

#3417

99

May 26, 2011, 8:15 p.m.

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//gym, ultimate frisbee, trying to persuade Gary to join one of the teams Sankar: Gary, this is the good kind of peer pressure! It's not like we're trying to make you take drugs. Scott: OH LOOK! A CROW! //Scott chases the crow across the field Gary: Are you sure he's not on drugs?

#3416

5258

May 26, 2011, 2:37 p.m.

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Milo: Katelin, why did you just draw a giant dick on our transparency? Katelin: It's okay, it was on the back.

#3415

99

May 26, 2011, 2:23 p.m.

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Stein: Things are suppose to get calmer once the seniors are gone, but Adrian Nelson is just wandering around, Nathan Ng is spinning his binder, Sisi (Sailunsi) is adding numbers instead of pooling the values, Bart Machalelelelelele doesn't know the difference between a X and Chi...and Nathan Kung...looks like he's at the gym.

#3414

99

May 25, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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// KevLi is taking pictures of people in SRP with a camera Freddy: Psh. You guys and your technology. KevLi: This is coming from the guy that's going to be a computer scientist. Freddy: Hey, you don't need a computer to be a computer scientist you know. Watch, I'll be the world's first computer-less computer scientist.

#3413

88

May 25, 2011, 2:15 p.m.

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Thomas: Last year, there were some kids in my 7th and 8th period who smelled like they were smoking pot somewhere. Neil Dalal: Oh yeah! like the tennis courts down there! Thomas: Wait, how do you know that? Neil Dalal: Well, I got offered some.