#3242

68

April 15, 2011, 11:16 a.m.

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Grossman: What's the difference between supply-side and Keynesian economics? Myles: Well, for one thing, they're complete opposites.

#3240

1212

April 14, 2011, 8:26 p.m.

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Thomas: This isn't bad writing, it's SATIRE on bad writing

#3238

2020

April 14, 2011, 7:38 p.m.

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Anderson: (getting word suggestions from the class) Ferment! I like that word! Kendix: (interrupting the discussion very enthusiastically) Did you see the video of the squirrel that ate the fermented pumpkin? Anderson: (huge excited look) Yeah!! Kendix: (happy look) Anderson: ...NO. (Gives dark look, turns around, and continues to teach class like Kendix never spoke)

#3237

24

April 14, 2011, 5:36 p.m.

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//talking about Mr. Rose's "son" (paul) Sharon: So you had your son when you were a teenager? Evan: Mr. Rose, did they never teach about birth control in high school?

#3233

-15

April 13, 2011, 10:09 p.m.

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Gross: It's hard being a G!

#3232

66

April 13, 2011, 5:51 p.m.

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// During Thermo, Schafer is talking about radiation in Ca Schafer: Just a few weeks ago, the media said something that made my whole household explode. They said that radiation levels in Ca have elevated. Someone: Maybe it's because of Japan. David Kaufman: No. Schafer: No, don't say no. It could be because of Japan. Or it could be because someone imported a large crate of bananas. // Did you know that eating a banana gives your body more radiation than living next to a nuclear reactor for a year?

#3230

88

April 13, 2011, 5:46 p.m.

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// during Thermo Schafer: You know that recently, a lot more people have started to pronounce "turbine" tur-bin? Urg, last time I checked, a tur-bin is a form of head wear. A tur-BINE is the thing that spins.

#3229

-315

April 13, 2011, 5:44 p.m.

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//Freshmen are conducting Chem R&E experiments in R&E and someone starts using sulfuric acid. The smell of rotten eggs starts to permeate the room. Student: EW, IT SMELLS LIKE OLD PEOPLE!

#3228

66

April 13, 2011, 4:06 p.m.

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//the class is writing stories. They have been assigned ironic as the tone, a sulfur pit as the setting, someone's eye must be poked out, and Gordon Freeman as the main character Viju: It's ironic 'cause they poke an EYE out! Bob: It's ironic 'cause his crowbar is made of iron! Thomas: It's ironic 'cause he's in a sulfur pit!

#3227

1414

April 12, 2011, 11:27 p.m.

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Rose: I need a seat. Who looks skinny? Random Student on Bus: You can sit on my lap Mr. Rose! Rose: (shakes his head) Mmmmm we'll talk about that later.