#12457

1919

Nov. 6, 2023, 9:07 a.m.

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Lodal: when i hear "breeding reactor" it doesn't sound like a good thing Lodal: it sounds like a human rights violation thing.

#12497

1919

Nov. 10, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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Sahu: If you’re late to other classes, you show up as yellow Sahu: Anuva, you’re always yellow

#12667

1919

Dec. 5, 2023, 4:22 p.m.

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Lodal: Glenn once was passing around a container of humus Lodal: a kid thought it was hummus and reached his hand into it and took a bite

#13429

1919

Sept. 5, 2024, 2:28 p.m.

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Pd 8 ADSB Sahu: It's just like Kirby Sahu: I swallow you whole and create another one

#13464

1919

Sept. 23, 2024, 12:07 p.m.

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//Albert got a buzz cut. It does not look good. Schafer: Hey, you go to the same barber as me!

#13497

1919

Oct. 21, 2024, 12:41 p.m.

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Rose: some years people get this too quickly and ask me "Mr Rose what is 'straight'" and I just have to go "oh *shit*"

#3179

3945

March 31, 2011, 11:45 p.m.

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Tommy: soup Nilay: yo wassabi Tommy: what chew doing Nilay: why the stew-pid food puns Tommy: i donut, but im hungry for more Nilay: wow, another food pun, and i'll make you eat your words Tommy: wow simmer down now, no need to get all heated up over this Nilay: man, get ready - imma bout to fry you Tommy: umad cuz your temperature is boiling Nilay: wow, that was just terrible... i don't think you can ketchup to my punz Tommy: i dont think you can mustard up many more of these Nilay: i don't need to, cuz you're probably about to go pasta la vista Tommy: listen to this nutella pun, smh Nilay: bag-uette, son Tommy: o hush puppy. i got a dozen more where these came from Nilay: baker's dozen*, BURNNNN Tommy: wine about it to the baker then Nilay: beer you than me Tommy: your puns arent very palatable ... Tommy: time to bring out my weapons of mass convection Nilay: wow get the SMELL out Tommy: you knead to do a better job first Nilay: butter* Tommy: o lordy howd i miss that one. Nilay: cuz you doughn't see anything buddy Tommy: lemme give you a pizza my mind Nilay: dog (kekeke, koreans), imma bout to pop a corn up yo dunkin' donkey Tommy: this dog trying to talk like a man, duh. kekeke Nilay: kukukuku ... Nilay: kk juice? Nilay: truce** Tommy: fien. had more tho Nilay: lol really? Tommy: had a good thyme... Tommy: the skillet takes to make a good pun is beyond compare ... Nilay: kk we should pick an arbitrary subject and have punoffs Tommy: aight lol. on days ending in y ... Tommy: khoa gonna have some serious compuntition soon Nilay: haha you got that khompletely khorrect

#3220

4654

April 11, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

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//On the way to putt-putt during Wallops Billings: Mr. Rose, you look homeless!

#1796

3135

April 17, 2010, 5:17 p.m.

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Ostrander: "Everybody look down. Are you wearing your pants?" //Trying to figure out who was leaving a pair of pants by the intertidal zone at Wallops

#4003

3135

Feb. 28, 2012, 6:23 p.m.

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//Freshmen chem are discussing races in the Magnet. Pham: Asians, raise your hands. //All Asians and a few non-Asians raise their hands. Pham: No, seriously. Eric Neyman: I am serious; I am from Israel. Mike Winston: No, you're not! Eric: Fine, my ancestors were from Israel. Mike: Your ancestors were from Africa! Eric: Okay, fine. I'm black.