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#10193

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March 8, 2022, 7:58 a.m.

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//Delaney talking about his hockey game last night where someone on the other team argued with the ref. Delaney: This man got 30 minutes worth of penalties AFTER THE MATCH ENDED because he couldn't shut his mouth. Delaney: He was just going off on the ref, talking about male genetalia and what he could do with it too. Delaney: Pretty much the most amazing display of "dumb man" thing I have ever seen in my life.

#10251

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March 11, 2022, 1:38 p.m.

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Delaney: Men are weird and square, and have sharp angles. Women are nice and round.

#10316

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March 22, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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//on upcoming robotics project Kaluta: I won't let you pick people to be in a group with, but you can veto specific people, and I'll make sure you're not in a group with them. Jeremy: What if I veto everyone except my friends? Kaluta: If you try to game the system like that, I'll put you in the group of people who game the system like that, and you'll end up with one of them. //later, bell rang, some students stay to talk to Kaluta Katz: What if I veto the robot? Kaluta: Go away!

#10323

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March 22, 2022, 12:15 p.m.

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Hui: Do you want to hear some life advice from the resident seniors? Hui: Don’t drink Carolina reaper hot sauce. // later Hui: Want to hear another piece of life advice? Hui: Don’t ask Delaney for antacids. He’ll give you this. (holds up a bottle. Label is captioned "laxative.") Hui: This is from the chem storage room.

//notably Delaney's correct and it *was* an antacid it just also would not really have been the best idea for the specific situation it was meant for. I also asked Duval later and she said "did you try the chem storage rooms" so actually the best life advice here is "don't do stuff that's the very specific kind of stupid where you then require antacids while at blair"

delaney, reaper, hui, spicy

#10331

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March 22, 2022, 11:56 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote, video-Sahu is talking about Harvard Sahu: I mean, it's not exactly free. They just want $200,000 and my firstborn child. Sahu: But, I mean, if you think about it, that's such a great deal!

#10458

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April 21, 2022, 4:14 p.m.

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Subayi: I hope you all are joking when you say you want to be a teacher. You're gonna be poor forever. Subayi: If you want a bank account balance of zero, that's fine. Subayi: The bank calls me, and asks "do you want your balance, sir?" And I say "no! I don't want to start crying!"

he often remarks about the expensive phones students take for granted that he could never afford

money, subayi, poor

#10461

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April 21, 2022, 10:07 p.m.

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colby: "throw the duck while doing a handstand" rose: "i appreciate that but i'm not gonna let you trick me into... dying"

//mod note: cf 10363?

rose

#10480

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April 25, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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//Someone throws both hands up in exasperation nearby Raun: Wait, that's concave up!

#10519

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April 29, 2022, 4:11 p.m.

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Student (objecting to getting a zero): I did the warm-up, but my arm got tired, so I didn't finish writing the objective. Subayi: Well, my eyes got tired, so I didn't look.

#10613

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May 24, 2022, 2:57 p.m.

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Sudhish: So she (Sra. Cuadrado) isn't going to be here for the rest of the week? Sub: Yeah. Sudhish: Let's goooooo!!! Sub: I'll put a star next to your name!