#9459

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Nov. 30, 2021, 5:27 p.m.

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Schwartz: I am getting a large knife. Please, everyone -- don't do dumb things. //later Schwartz: Don't take a piece of cake if eating it would cause you to die. That's my advice.

#9512

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Dec. 3, 2021, 2:55 p.m.

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Rose: Can you guys confirm that I'm not crazy and this thing is a piece of crap?

#9587

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Dec. 10, 2021, 11:29 a.m.

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Christopher: *walks up to Street with a (minor) burn on his arm* Street: got an injury? Nice!!

#9637

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Dec. 16, 2021, 2:13 p.m.

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// Origins of Life Presentions Jack: ...spontaneous generation is obviously a pile of bs- Duval: Nonono, you have to use the terminology on your slides, **a pile of HOT BS**.

#9699

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Jan. 5, 2022, 3:36 p.m.

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*Kirk turns on Closed Captions on Zoom by request of quarantining students* Kirk: I hope it's accurate CC: It's accurate Kirk: Did it work? CC: Didn't work

#9728

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Jan. 10, 2022, 4:55 p.m.

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// about slinkies Lodal: Last time, when we borrowed one from Physics, we damaged it. And I was told not to borrow it again. Lodal: It was probably my fault, but I'm gonna blame someone else.

#9731

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Jan. 11, 2022, 9:41 a.m.

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Praccho: I thought you tested positive? Booyya: Yeah, I sent you a pregnancy test! Mr. Schafer: Looks like we got bigger news on our hands.

#9807

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Jan. 25, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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//rambling about being behind in precalc rose: in previous years i would have like a set schedule and stick to that and everything rose: and if i was going too fast for some people they would just fly off the back of the bus and never come back rose: and then i like told them to come to math help and maybe they would but maybe they wouldn’t rose: but it’s ok!

#9931

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Feb. 8, 2022, 9:17 a.m.

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// Presentations on sorting algorithms Sahu: Quicksort, noiceeeeee. Everyone's favorite sorting algorithm. // Later, someone is presenting bogosort Sahu: This is beautiful, I know this algorithm sucks but its beautiful. // Later Sahu: So back when I was at UMD, there was this poem writing contest for CS people and the winner would get a free t-shirt. Sahu: And I wrote a poem about Bogosort, and it was about how nobody loved me because my big O was too big. Sahu: Turns out I was the only person who entered the contest. Sahu: I don't know why CS majors don't want to write poems to win shirts.

#10091

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Feb. 28, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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//Explaining why people look a lot like their parents Delaney: That's why my daughter looks a lot like me which is a terrible shame to her.