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⚐ ReportLeo: Can I go to the bathroom? Stein: It depends on how successful your toilet training has been in your early years. Stein: Do you have any idea how many times I've made that joke in my 30 years of teaching? Stein: Easily into the thousands.
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⚐ ReportJonathan: Ethanol is the solution to literally anything. Jonathan: Depression? Just drink it! Jonathan: Need to start a fire? Just burn it!
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⚐ ReportSmolen: Seconds and cellos, you guys have different parts but each one is important. Smolen: Separate but equal. // Later Smolen: Oh shoot, that was not what I meant.
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⚐ ReportLodal: when i hear "breeding reactor" it doesn't sound like a good thing Lodal: it sounds like a human rights violation thing.
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⚐ ReportRose: This problem is really hard. Maybe you cried, maybe you were tweaking out
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⚐ Report"Whenever I ask you if you get it, just say yes even if you don't understand" -Mr. Rose //later in class "You guys are tweaking out" -Mr. Rose
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⚐ ReportJacob: Susan's way too hot right now. Shirley: Maybe you should get her off your lap? Samir: Because all sorts of crazy things can happen when Jacob's working his magic with Susan in his lap.
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⚐ ReportMr. Anderson: After our Gatsby lecture last class, it is absolutely imperative that we all be on the same page. Is everyone with me so far? Shirley and Mario (in unison): We wit you so fah! Mr. Anderson: I appreciate your enthusiasm, but neither of you were here last class...