#10651

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June 6, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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Lodal: I hate creativity... of all forms!

#10790

1818

Sept. 9, 2022, 6:49 p.m.

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Nicole: My birth chart has four cancers in it. Nicole: I guess that makes my mom a carcinogen.

#10830

1818

Sept. 16, 2022, 5:45 p.m.

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//Absolute zero lab in P Chem. Ideally, the trend line of the data should have an x-intercept at -273.15°C. Raun: Our group got -600°C Raun: I guess you can say our results are just... too cool for this lab

#10858

1818

Sept. 21, 2022, 9:24 a.m.

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Klees: Isn’t “I’m a trusted adult” what a groomer would say?

#10983

1818

Oct. 14, 2022, 1:30 p.m.

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// Sahu is subbing for Kaluta Sahu: Are you guys taking orgo? Sahu: If you ask your orgo teacher why people bop their heads to music, she'll say "resonance".

#11017

1818

Oct. 20, 2022, 1:25 p.m.

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Evan Wang: Can I have my exam back? Schwartz: Which one? Evan: Anal 2. *Entire room goes silent* Evan: I mean analysis 2. // Later Schwartz: MCPS abbreviates classes by using the first 4 letters. Schwartz: You're one of the few with the chutzpah to call it by that.

#11052

1818

Oct. 26, 2022, 7:51 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hi, John! How’s life treating you? John: I’m doing well! I’m in the fall play again Mr. Pham: Am I supposed to care?

#11171

1818

Nov. 16, 2022, 10:45 a.m.

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// Kirk walks up to Stein to give him Wawa coupons Kirk: And you can use them at the self-checkout so I don't have to look at someone in the eyes. Kirk: Everyone in my apartment thought the coupons were junk and threw them out. Kirk: So I dug them out of the trash and now I have 40 coupons.

#11281

1818

Dec. 7, 2022, 9:33 a.m.

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Smolen: You guys should sign up for orchestra next year. Smolen: Why? Because orchestra is fun. Smolen: I'm fun. Smolen: And we're going to Disneyworld next year!

#11418

1818

Jan. 13, 2023, 9:11 a.m.

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Rose: What can we say about this, can we say something? Like 20% of the class: something! Rose: Oh my god please don't ever do that to me or anyone else ever again. Rose: Now, can we say something *about this conic?*