#1965

1717

June 1, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

⚐ Report

Rose: No one's going to want to marry you if you don't know Calculus. Mythili: You're not married, are you... Rose: My girlfriend and I...we'll get married very soon. Mythili: Keep telling yourself that.

#2102

1717

Sept. 15, 2010, 4:35 p.m.

⚐ Report

//discussing poetry O'Connor: I feel like there's something deep down underneath that second line. Anyone want to take a guess? Student: The third line?

#2397

1717

Oct. 21, 2010, 7:32 p.m.

⚐ Report

Theresa: I am so turned on by the idea of Whitacre with a taser I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep.

#2697

1717

Dec. 17, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

⚐ Report

Teacher: So I'm having a little emergency, I'll be right back. *leaves room* //Students start laughing Ittai: Hey, I have a great idea! *pulls bag toward front of room* Okay, so I plug it in here...*pulls out a keyboard and amp* Oh, right, this outlet doesn't work, lemme fix that... //he finishes setting up and plays some notes Student: Keep playing, make it look like [Teacher]'s walking into a concert! Rafael: Sit in [teacher]'s chair! //music continues, teacher returns Teacher: Ah, music! *sits down* Ittai: Welcome back! *turns amp toward teacher, plays more music* Teacher: So do you know any Tchaikovsky?  Any Beatles? *lists more composers, to which Ittai responds with whatever music*  Well, what do you know? //people start to look in through window on the door Ittai (slow piano tune, speaking in a poetic voice with many breaks): So, [Teacher], here we are...We've known eachother for a long time...And we've had our moments...We've had our differences...I wrote this song, just for you...I hope you like it... //this goes on for a few minutes, and everyone applaudes (some standing ovation) when it ends Teacher: So now I have a poem and a song written for me! Ittai: Well, I um, know some more...*plays arbitrary music for the rest of the period*

#2913

1717

Feb. 10, 2011, 8:41 p.m.

⚐ Report

Rose: I am sorry from the bottom of my.........(continues taking about math)

#2949

1717

Feb. 18, 2011, 1:51 p.m.

⚐ Report

//The class is discussing the big Pharma lobby Grossman: They make SimiLac. Fake breastmilk. Myles: I hate that stuff!

#3012

1717

March 1, 2011, 3:46 p.m.

⚐ Report

Minas: What is your moral reason for not liking fluorescent lights? Donaldson: They suck your soul.

#3199

1717

April 7, 2011, 11:58 a.m.

⚐ Report

//Martina is on the back of a boat with her arms spread and singing "My Heart Will Go On"... badly Evan: Does this end with you at the bottom of the ocean?

#3206

1717

April 9, 2011, 8:02 a.m.

⚐ Report

Stein: Someone needs to pick up the clothes over here by the hose! Evan: Clothes before hose!

#3355

1717

May 12, 2011, 12:52 p.m.

⚐ Report

// While proctoring the World AP and people were being disruptive outside Ostrander: Tony, please close the door. // Everyone looks around in confusion Alice: Austin, I think he means you. Austin: Uhhh... Ostrander: Ah, why am I referring to Austin as Tony? Austin: I thought you said honey, so I thought you were talking to her. (points at Sylvia) Ostrander: Well from now on, Austin will be referred to as honey. How are you doing, honey?