#3424

1717

May 28, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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Schafer: Guess what day it is? *puts Friday on infinite loop*

#3441

1717

June 3, 2011, 1:24 a.m.

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Duval: Hey guys, watch this video of my baby! //Class watches video of Sam (Ms. Duval's baby) giggling while Ms. Duval tickles him. Mufasa: Y'know... I read somewhere that babies laugh as a defense mechanism.

#3555

1717

Sept. 14, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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//7th period ADSA Dvorsky: So I put a sticker on A's and B's. A 'B' is a good grade. Who thinks so? (less than half of the kids raise their hands) Hannah: I have asian parents! Dvorsky: Oh yeah, I've heard all about them.

#3734

1717

Nov. 2, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

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//About to start the movie Thunderheart Whitacre: Well, there's some cursing and violence, but nothing you haven't seen in Blair's hallways. //Opening of movie is an Native American man getting shot multiple times Student: Yep, because we've all seen that in the hallways..

#3760

1717

Nov. 7, 2011, 8:17 p.m.

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//ESS, 3rd period, Donaldson tells the class to go up to the front of the room //Hannah He's standing up in front of Jared who's sitting on the table Jared Lichtman: Hannah, you're too tall, can you please sit down? Hannah He: EEEEEEEE!!! (she starts jumping around happily and laughing) Hannah Tsai: Jared, you just made her day. Lily Durkee: Jared, I think you just made her life.

#3843

1717

Dec. 8, 2011, 9:58 p.m.

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//During Sci-Bowl Prax, after a quantum question Hyun: Oh, I thought you said cow-on or something. Viju: Tau-on, not cow-on. Rebecca: That's where muons come from.

#3999

1717

Feb. 26, 2012, 11:25 a.m.

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Rose: So, do these example problems... //f(x) = e^(sex) //f'(x) = ? Class: Uhh...Mr. Rose? //Rose hurriedly writes in a c before the x. Rose: You know what I mean!

#4027

1717

March 11, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

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//While watching Leave it to Beaver Mr. Grossman: Then it was like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's skipping dance class!" Now its more like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's doing crystal methamphetamines!"

#4230

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Oct. 4, 2012, 8:53 p.m.

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//Discussing pokemon. Schafer: No, Squirtle's the best!! 'Cause at first he's like, kinda cute, and kind of unassuming, and you're like, "Ohhh, it's just a turtle!", and then he's like BOOM TIDAL WAVE.

#4391

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Jan. 11, 2013, 11:45 p.m.

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Grossman: I was so high when I was in the Peace Corps... //General gasping Grossman: I mean altitude-wise!