#8805

2022

Dec. 10, 2020, 11:12 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, december 10th "is my slapping the desk too loud?" *proceeds to slap desk repeatedly* "my kids are watching Adventure Time, and I think I found my spirit character. It's this guy named Magic Man, and he spends all his time just messing with people." "if you think groundwater is boring... You're probably right. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to change your mind today." "the ground does taste pretty good." "I should probably have removed the watermark just out of spite." "eating dirt probably does bolster your immune system. Not that I'm suggesting doing that." "I'm so excited for you guys to be putting out papers in the future that are just full of disinformation you've learned in this class." "Otherwise, you start drinking poop water." "My sister lives way out in the middle of nowhere Vermont, because it's as far away from our parents as she can get." "We're going to have a kahoot later that will confound and confuse all of these terms." "Well, what exactly does it mean to abuse?" "This is another reason not to move to the midwest, by the ways. Like you needed another one." "Do you know anybody from Montana? Do they make their own clothes there?" "This slide is in here to make fun of a kid in my class last year who was always asleep."

#9043

2022

March 5, 2021, 1:42 p.m.

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Rose: 2 parents is good. More is better, like 3,4,5...

#9161

2022

June 6, 2021, 11:44 p.m.

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Carlos: Sam you’re really making me crave the midnight sausage

#9623

2022

Dec. 14, 2021, 2:39 p.m.

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Rao: Mine will be the last face you see before the end of the year.

#10017

2022

Feb. 17, 2022, 1 p.m.

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//Birthday Speech of Booyya Berhane, Transcribed by Jason Liu "February 17th, 2004, 7 pm, Holy Cross Hospital. There are an uncountable amount of stars in the sky, and on one night, they all aligned, and that was the night I was born. Now I’m not a narcissist, but I have to recognize that I’m one of the greatest human beings ever born. Amen! And being gifted by the heavens, by my friends, by my environment, has really taught me something. Do you know what it taught me? It taught me every single one of you is valuable. But none of you is more valuable than [sic] me. Think of it. This is the zero value point. I’m like up here, this is a limit. You guys are somewhere around here. Thank you for listening guys. You are all valuable in your own ways. Have a wonderful day everybody."

#10635

2022

May 31, 2022, 10:48 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Now I am slapping tape on and praying that it works. Jerry: This is true engineering.

#10872

2022

Sept. 23, 2022, 9:34 a.m.

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// Sameer is on his phone Stein: Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her you love her.

#11740

2022

April 12, 2023, 10:28 a.m.

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//Intro to love unit Clay: We're not just going to *talk* about love... we're going to *explore* love.

#13350

2022

April 30, 2024, 7:56 p.m.

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Rose, in a Canvas announcement (all in bold): Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies Cookies

#7966

3440

Feb. 27, 2019, 2:41 p.m.

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//Kaluta's class is carrying wood up to Mr Street's room Street: Maybe you aren't all a bunch of maggots after all.