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May 24, 2022, 6 p.m.

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Delaney: It's kinda like you're making a slab of jello. Unflavoured, cancerous jello.

#10682

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June 9, 2022, 1:10 p.m.

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Duval: They don't know who Alice is. Johnny: Is she your dog? *Class breaks down, Alice is Duval's daughter* Johnny: Close enough. Duval: Johnny, this is for you only. What's my dogs name? Johnny: Sam? *Class breaks down again, Sam is Duval's son* Duval: Useless, all of you!

#10889

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Sept. 28, 2022, 3:34 p.m.

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//pd 9 fot Solomon: Apoptosis, necrosis, lysis… does “sis” just mean “death”? Katie: All those words mean death because of their prefixes. Like, what about genesis? Solomon: But that’s related to death. Katie: How? Solomon: Because when you’re born, you have to die.

#11427

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Jan. 17, 2023, 10:40 a.m.

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Sahu, in a croaky frog voice: Oh my go-o-o-oddd… Replit… why do you suuuuckk

#12310

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Oct. 13, 2023, 12:53 p.m.

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Gugan: Due in 7 days more like do in 7 days

#13595

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April 3, 2025, 11:12 a.m.

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Reanna: Veena Softwareengineer but in Indian Veena: IN WHAT?

#256

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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We need to like, take the exponents downstairs... So we can beat them up or something... ~Mr. Rose

#976

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Nov. 25, 2009, 8:48 a.m.

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//Whitacre is out and it's physics of music day Sub: So he told me to put on the video. But there are 2 videos here... //Picks up Star Trek by accident Sub: Wait, this has nothing to do with Mecca! Student: Yes it does...um...one of the characters is a...whats-it-called...Jew! //The 2 magnets in the room headdesk

#1143

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Dec. 11, 2009, 6:54 p.m.

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//Mrs. Partan brings a cake to Academic Team practice, and some people (Jacob and Mario) start taking thirds and fourths and fifths Mrs. Partan: I realize it would be easier just to bring in a ten-pound bag of sugar and a funnel.

#1276

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Jan. 7, 2010, 6:19 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein is teaching Precalc and there is a sinusoidal on the board and the class is writing equations for it Stein: The easiest way to write it is with -cos x. Student: I used sin x. Stein: Why? That's just way more work. I mean, imagine how much of your brain you're using to do it that way. You could be thinking about other things with all that thinking...like you could be thinking about...boys. Or pickles. [...] Y'know, I really like pickles. There's this deli that I go to, they just have so many pickles. Everytime I go there I just get lots of 'em...