#10255

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March 14, 2022, 8:04 a.m.

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// Tom Brady is back, *again* Contreras: Shivani, how do you feel Shivani: I'm so happy, I'm in tears Contreras: I was in tears too, but the different kind

#10261

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March 14, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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//students just measured/calculated horsepower of their own bodies Kaluta: What's your horsepower? Jacen: 0.67 Kaluta: That's a reasonable number! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10271

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March 15, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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//about to measure AC voltage, >100V Jeremy: What if I blow up? Kaluta: You won't, because you're smart enough to know you shouldn't touch the metal probes. Kaluta: But it would serve to decrease the surplus population.

#10274

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March 16, 2022, 6:55 a.m.

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Chris: “The whiter you are, the hotter you are.”

#10304

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March 18, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote Jerry Jing: Let's find constellations in the corn! Johnny: Oh I see Cancer! Jerry(pointing to Johnny): I see Cancer too!

#10306

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March 18, 2022, 2:41 p.m.

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Kaluta: DAMN! Will: That's a bad word, you can't say that at school! Kaluta: DAMN! Will: Stop, that's illegal!

#10324

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March 22, 2022, 1:30 p.m.

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Duval: You'll learn how to do taxes and make friends in college. What else could you want?

#10326

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March 22, 2022, 2:02 p.m.

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// DNA replication Duval: What are these little ovaly things? Leila: Circles!

#10332

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March 23, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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Armand: I know that it'll be a waste of taxpayer money, but get this: it's going to be funny.

#10339

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March 24, 2022, 9:34 a.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote Kaluta: So Max is now playing…Mick? Michael Wang: Uh I’m Michael… Kaluta: Well you guys need to write your names more clearly! Michael: You wrote the names.