#12541

1010

Nov. 16, 2023, 9:34 p.m.

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Smolen: "This note needs more of that Spanish flair! There needs to be blood on the ground!" Smolen: "Don't worry, Strathmore will clean it up."

#12588

1010

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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// Talking about home renovations Glenn: I walk in and I see all of my carpet torn up. Glenn: And my best friend says "Who skinned Kermit on the floor?" because that was the color of the carpet.

#12591

1010

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:42 p.m.

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Glenn: Barnacles have proportionally the largest penis in the animal kingdom. Glenn: Instead of broadcast spawning, the penis goes *bloop bloop bloop* to the other barnacles to reproduce.

#12605

1010

Nov. 29, 2023, 12:01 p.m.

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Leo: Eric, are you sweating protobowl? Eric Shi: (shakes head vigorously). Leo: ...ok. //later Eric: (punches his chromebook screen) Leo: Are you sure you're not sweating protobowl? Eric: (shakes head vigorously)

#12621

1010

Nov. 30, 2023, 5:14 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, november 30 "I feel a little better, but I don't want to take any chances, so I have an energy drink, and DayQuil, and tea. Those are all the drugs I can use legally." "This class is all about talking about our feelings." "I want all the steps to be written out, so stupid people like me can read it and understand." "I have a degree, I promise." "Have you heard of the real number 4? Yeah? Great. I have, too." "I'm not going to go over pi today. We'll go over it later -- hopefully never." "Stephen, don't talk about problems. Now is the time to celebrate our successes." "I won't use the paper. I'll use my brain, and my energy drink." "Why are you in the FLUB, little x? Because you're in one of the gammas."

#12643

1010

Dec. 4, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Katie: Paprika isn't spicy what are you talking about! Rivkah: Well that's because you're a different... Wait Katie: Finish that sentence Rivkah: ... Katie: I dare you Leila: Are you deciding on whether or not you're Hispanic enough to- Rivkah: Yeah...

#12646

1010

Dec. 4, 2023, 4:03 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, december 4 "It's been a long time since I've had a German-speaker in the class. We're about to get to a lot of German words. This is exciting." "I won't sign the fish forms for people not in the fish class [Marine Biology]." "Can we not play with the Tower of Hanoi? It makes a nonzero amount of sound." "Karen Cao is messing with me, and I appreciate that." "What's the Extreme Value Theorem? Katz raised his hand. Is he bluffing? Nobody knows." "The way they teach this [power series for trigonometric functions] in the US is pretty bad -- well, only if you think about it."

#12664

1010

Dec. 5, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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Rose: in practice there's probably less than 36^7 licence plates Rose: for examples they won't let curse words, calls to insurrection, etc. Yongle: How would you make a call to insurrection in 7 letters Rose: they probably wouldn't allow "KILLGOD", that's a bit too weird.

#12665

1010

Dec. 5, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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sahu: *gets call* sahu: hello? ???: your car is in the gara-- sahu: you have the wrong number!! sahu: *hangs up*

#12673

1010

Dec. 6, 2023, 10:12 a.m.

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Delaney: What's it called when men can't get an erection? Student: Erectile dysfunction? Delaney: No, like the medication you take. Student: Oh, viagra? Delaney: Right, viagra!