#12676

1010

Dec. 6, 2023, 1:54 p.m.

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Dylan: You should put Skipper *in* me? Shron: You hear what you want to hear...

#12710

1010

Dec. 12, 2023, 3:11 p.m.

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Rose: let's say i have an employee named Kirk Rose: and Kirk does what I say. Rose: and Kirk has been morally degraded by working for me

#12711

1010

Dec. 12, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Rose: who is a teacher we like? Class: Lodal! Rose: so let's say Lodal calls and says hey Rose i need 4 microwave ovens Rose: so i like him and i also kind of fear him Rose: because he will mess me up // later Rose: who is a teacher we hate? Justin: Schafer! Rose: so let's say we don't like Schafer and we also don't fear him Rose: so I tell Kirk to use this opportunity to unload two of our broken microwaves.

#12712

1010

Dec. 12, 2023, 10:58 p.m.

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// working through a Fitch-style proof; ∀xƎy[P(y,x) -> ~Ǝz(P(y,z) ∧ P(z,y)] Rose: So let's take a guy. What should we name our guy? Student: Raul. Rose: Okay, Raul it is. So if someone loves Raul, then it's not the case that they have somebody they love who also loves them. // later Rose: So let's say Raul loves someone. I need a name for the person Raul loves. John: Paul. Rose: Paula. Okay. John: No, just Paul. Rose: Oh, straight Paul? Okay. Stephen: I'm not so sure if "straight" is the right word to use here.

#12716

1010

Dec. 13, 2023, 10:51 a.m.

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Veena: You know old people? Like how they don't have souls?

#12753

1010

Dec. 19, 2023, 9:32 a.m.

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Stein: You can say a lot of bad things about me as a teacher Stein: But not taking attendance? Nah. Stein: Put that on someone else.

#12757

1010

Dec. 19, 2023, 10:59 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: i have pictures of David Katz's feet if you want them Andrew: i have multiple Andrew: next time he's gonna be weird if he sees me

#12787

1010

Dec. 20, 2023, 3:01 p.m.

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Charles: My saying is that if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying. Charles: It's only cheating if you get caught. Charles: I have a promising career as a politician. Charles: I would be the most corrupt of them all.

#12797

1010

Dec. 21, 2023, 4:04 p.m.

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Jacobs: A round Earth isn't that crazy of a concept. I don't get why people keep trying to replace it with more complicated explanations.

#12798

1010

Dec. 21, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

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//Caleb, now an alumnus, sneaks into Organic Chemistry; Hart doesn't notice for at least a minute Hart, noticing: It's Caleb! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Hart: You're our guest lecturer for today. Caleb: Uh, okay ... //later -- we had recently made silver-plated glass ornaments Hart: We should make Caleb an ornament! Caleb: ... yes, you should turn me into an ornament.