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June 13, 2019, 9:06 a.m.

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Robert: A key that opens many doors, is a master key. A door that is opened by many keys, is fucking useless.

#4305

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Nov. 14, 2012, 7:57 p.m.

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//Lecture about limits Rose: So class, where have we seen limits before? Barbara: Mean Girls.

#7493

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May 21, 2018, 1:28 p.m.

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Pham: Do you think I lie to you? Class: No! Pham: Yes! It make me look good!

#8196

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May 30, 2019, 8:46 p.m.

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//Rao, third period, she's mildly annoyed Rao: Alright guys, I'm going to give you a hypothetical scenario Rao: Say you go over to the cart to put your chromebook away and there's another chromebook in your spot, what do you do? Literally Everyone: Put it in a different spot Rao: No!!!! Wrong answer!!!!!!

#8463

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Jan. 17, 2020, 1:43 p.m.

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Stein: If you measure the length of your finger from here to here *raises middle finger*, is there a correlation between the length of the middle finger vs the height *Class freaks out* Chad: Wait I don't get it?

#444

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June 19, 2009, 9:32 p.m.

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//Hammond's first-ever Gtalk chat Hammond: AsI'm being climbed on by a 35 year old...veyr hard to type. :-) Jacob: 35? Hammond: 3.5 Hammond: hard to type... :[)

#1935

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May 18, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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Richard: There's this place that sells crabs. The deluxe kind are guaranteed not to go away for two weeks! Lizzy: How exciting, Richard Xixi: You know, most people get crabs from public restrooms. Lizzy: OH! I thought you were talking about the kind you eat! Henok: Well, you could eat them...

#3163

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March 28, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

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Theresa: I got waitlisted from Rice today... I'm kind of disappointed but now I'm just nervous for other college letters. Theresa: The end of this week will be stressful, but luckily I turn 18 tomorrow. I can deal with it better because I can buy cold medicine and tobacco and porn now!

#4379

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Jan. 7, 2013, 6:14 p.m.

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//In Analysis 1A, Cathy is trying to get Matthew's attention from across the room Cathy: Hey Matthew, I need your help. Matthew! Turn around! MATTHEW! What does it take to get someone to turn around? BOZO! Matthew: *finally turns around* Huh?

#7470

1216

May 4, 2018, 4:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: "Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." One student: What's that from? * Entire class shouts out at him that it's from the Princess Bride, Schwartz's favorite movie * Schwartz: I can feel his letter grade dropping.