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June 2, 2009, 9:29 p.m.

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Schafer: What's the password? Stein: Your mom.

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Nov. 10, 2009, 2:37 p.m.

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Pham: Just plugs it in. You with me so far? Is there any question?

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Nov. 16, 2009, 8:07 p.m.

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stein: i like to make sound effects when i cross out variables (crosses out variables) BAM BAM BAM!! HA thats what she said

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Dec. 4, 2009, 8:40 p.m.

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// Jon gets up to get tissues at least once every class Whitacre: You're always sick! Jon: It's usually just the mornings... Brian G: He has morning sickness.

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Dec. 16, 2009, 9:09 p.m.

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Ms. Selman: Sometimes, I drive around Potomac to help old ladies. I hope that when they die they'll leave me in their will. Haha, I also like to help others. I'm just saying that $50,000 to them is nothing but it would make a big difference in my life...just saying...

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Jan. 4, 2010, 11:08 a.m.

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//Shirley, who recently got a haircut, walks into Math Phys Kamal: Hey, Shirley got a haircut! Shirley: Actually, I was hit by a train. Mikey: Whoa, really?!? Wait, you got hit by a train?! Actually, that's highly improbable. [...]

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Jan. 6, 2010, 6:12 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Play that last chord. Jeremy: I can't... Ms. Roberts: What? It's not written in there? Jeremy: It is, I just don't know how. Ms. Roberts [reading music]: E-flat-minor-6-9-major-EWWWW

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Jan. 21, 2010, 1:48 p.m.

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Ms. Gibboney: So, juxtaposition. It's sort of like how they do in those horror movies where there's something really sweet and innocent before the killer comes in and kills everybody. Something really sweet. Like two kids losing their virginity!

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Feb. 22, 2010, 6:13 p.m.

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//Richard is doing his hand thing //after class is over... Pham: You know I want to smash kid who is break-dancing

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April 9, 2010, 6:24 p.m.

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Tolnay: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever been in jail? Hinkle: What? [to student] Why would he ask that? Student: *shrugs* Hinkle: So you wanna know if I've ever been locked up? Tolnay: Yes, Mr. Hinkle. Hinkle: The answer is, I'm sorry to say, no. Have I ever been locked up? No. Have I almost been locked up? Yes. [There is a moment of silence] Tolnay, incredulous: Seriously? You've _really_ never been in jail?