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June 2, 2010, 12:22 a.m.

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Stein: Letsh talkch onlych inch hyperbolich //After going around and making us all say our "hyperbolic names" (for example, Steinch)

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Sept. 15, 2010, 10 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: You have a million dolla'. You see a dolla' bill on the street. Do you pick it up? Kathryn Waychoff: Yes! It's littering! (Laughter.) Mr. Pham: No! Gibi: You could buy a soda for that, or give it to a Jewish person and make him really happy! (Uproarious laughter.)

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Sept. 27, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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//for some reason Mr. Pham felt compelled to review the mole concept during the fourth week of Anal Chem Pham: A mole is like dozen! Just like it mean count bunch of thing and figure it out, I have dozen orange it mean I have 12, one mole same thing but I have 6.022 times ten-23 orange! Is very big number! Why we use, because we need to can visually see something, not even counting, we don't care counting how many atom or molecule it is. If we use a dozen of sodium, can you weighing it? If there ten dozen carbon, it a lot! Can you weighing it? 100 dozen carbon, can you doing it? You cannot, it too small!

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Oct. 28, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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//Hammond walks into pd 1 Analysis 1b Hammond: I've got your money. Stein: Did you get the package? Hammond: Wha-...oh...crap. You know that's blairbash material right there. Stein: Then...what's the money for?

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Nov. 19, 2010, 12:13 p.m.

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//In R&E, discussing movie about someone who got his arm trapped under a boulder in Africa Templin: So, he had a girlfriend that he was going to meet that night, and we can only imagine her surprise when several days later he was in the news for having cut his arm off. Patrick: Hey Amy, if I cut my arm off, would you go out with me?

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Dec. 30, 2010, 6:22 p.m.

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CAP Girl: Who won World War I?

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Jan. 11, 2011, 9:58 a.m.

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Sadie: It's applesauce. ... Richard Zhu: You mean like Chinese things that give you diarrhea?

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Feb. 23, 2011, 10:17 p.m.

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//Comparative Government review activity on Mexico Question: Name four challenges for Mexico in the future. Mr. Swaney (counting off): Drugs, drugs, drugs, and... Claire H: Corruption? Swaney: Corruption... because of drugs. What were the others? Shirley: Electoral disillusionment? Swaney: Oh, yeah, I don't get why that is... Student: They're probably on drugs.

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Feb. 28, 2011, 3:41 p.m.

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Anderson: Don't fudge the data! Class: *groan* Anderson: Some inside joke I don't get.

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May 28, 2011, 1:45 p.m.

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Teacher: For some reason, the TI-89 never seemed to really catch on with kids. Neil Dalal: That's because they're ugly. Teacher: You're ugly.