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Feb. 13, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

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//during freshmen hell week, in magnet study hall Senior: Are there any freshmen in this class? Other senior: Yeah, over there. (points to freshmen table) Senior: Why isn't anyone beating them up? //resumes working

#2939

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Feb. 16, 2011, 10 p.m.

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Teacher: ...and then we'll see how stupid you are. Did I just do a Pham? Class: Yeah, except it sounded like [Teacher]. Teacher: Hmm. Maybe Pham does [Teacher]s, not the other way round?

#3076

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March 13, 2011, 5:52 p.m.

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Teacher: I believe in the every-other-child-left-behind policy. Not everyone can pass. Someone's gotta fail.

#3101

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March 17, 2011, 1:46 p.m.

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Templin: Girls with sticks rule!

#3147

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March 25, 2011, 8:41 a.m.

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//during Sports Stat, repeated every two or three minutes for the entire class Stein: ME LIKE HOCKEY!!!!!

#3336

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May 10, 2011, 8:50 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party: Theresa: Can we play with the grill? Teacher: ... no. Teacher: You can play Frisbee; you can play soccer; you can play volleyball; you can play... er, Alex! ...but you can't play with the grill! Student: How do you play Alex? Andrew Lu: You punch him repeatedly in the face until he cries.

#3659

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Oct. 11, 2011, 9:50 a.m.

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Roberts: Saxophones, you are the sirens that let everybody know that this chart is too hot to handle!

#3681

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Oct. 17, 2011, 9:41 a.m.

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Richard: It would be really awesome if your final transcript spelled out the alphabet. Kevli: You mean A, B, C, E, D?

#3934

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Feb. 6, 2012, 11:33 p.m.

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//Quantum physics: Thomas is discussing Bas van Frassen, who believe that we have no proof that electrons exist because we have never observed them Thomas: Well, just because something is too small to be seen doesn't mean it doesn't exist. You can make observations that support its existence even if you can't actually see it. Evan: Right. Otherwise, how would you be able to pee?

#3981

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Feb. 20, 2012, 9:48 a.m.

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Evan: Loomis, have you seen any recent movies that you really enjoyed? Loomis: Evan, please ... I may be an elitist snob, but I do enjoy movies. Loomis: Well, depends. Did you mean from before or after the 1940s?