#2644

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Dec. 7, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Moose: Jesus Christ! ...excuse my French.

#2655

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Dec. 9, 2010, 2:55 p.m.

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// While doing Sporcle Shirley: Oral contraceptive Student: CONDOMS! *Everyone laughs* Student: What's so funny? What did you say? Shirley: ORAL contraceptive Student: Yeah, so why are you guys laughing?

#2780

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Jan. 13, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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Student 1: Do you have a calculator I can use? Student 2: (Pats himself down checking all coat and pants pockets)

#2819

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: This review packet is worth the mystical, magical number of points that it takes so that if you don’t do it, it will lower your grade to a something-point-nine-four. For example, if your grade is an 87.4, if you don’t do the review packet, your grade will drop to a 79.4. Class: WHHAATT??!??! Giles: I’m kidding. But I want you to do the review packet!!

#2928

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Feb. 13, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

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//during freshmen hell week, in magnet study hall Senior: Are there any freshmen in this class? Other senior: Yeah, over there. (points to freshmen table) Senior: Why isn't anyone beating them up? //resumes working

#2939

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Feb. 16, 2011, 10 p.m.

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Teacher: ...and then we'll see how stupid you are. Did I just do a Pham? Class: Yeah, except it sounded like [Teacher]. Teacher: Hmm. Maybe Pham does [Teacher]s, not the other way round?

#3076

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March 13, 2011, 5:52 p.m.

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Teacher: I believe in the every-other-child-left-behind policy. Not everyone can pass. Someone's gotta fail.

#3101

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March 17, 2011, 1:46 p.m.

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Templin: Girls with sticks rule!

#3147

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March 25, 2011, 8:41 a.m.

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//during Sports Stat, repeated every two or three minutes for the entire class Stein: ME LIKE HOCKEY!!!!!

#3336

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May 10, 2011, 8:50 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party: Theresa: Can we play with the grill? Teacher: ... no. Teacher: You can play Frisbee; you can play soccer; you can play volleyball; you can play... er, Alex! ...but you can't play with the grill! Student: How do you play Alex? Andrew Lu: You punch him repeatedly in the face until he cries.