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April 13, 2012, 11:43 p.m.

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//Patrick Shan walks into band Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! Patrick Washington: Hi Patrick! Patrick Shan: Hi Patrick! //later Ivan: Hi Patricks! Patrick Washington: You're not a Patrick! Loser!

#4341

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Dec. 9, 2012, 8:37 p.m.

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//During AP World Christine: My parents speak really bad English! Whitacre: You mean poor?

#4451

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Feb. 21, 2013, 1:52 p.m.

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//In precal, talking about angles Giles: What quadrant is 400 degrees in? Class: Quadrant one! Giles: 200 degrees? Class: Quadrant three! Robert: Still quadrant one! Giles: Apparently you hate degrees more than I do. Robert: Wait, I thought we were talking about ovens! //Class laughs //Class stops laughing //Robert continues laughing

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March 4, 2013, 5:05 p.m.

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//Cathy doesn't have any lunch and Brian Ko has been digging through his lunch box for spare food. In the process, he takes out a couple condiment packets. Brian: Sorry, I don't have any food for you... //Bendeguz walks over and picks up a condiment packet Bendeguz: It's okay, just have this packet of soy sauce. Cathy: That's ketchup...

#4576

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Sept. 12, 2013, 4:40 p.m.

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//Klein mentions the Blair tasing incident from the 2012-2013 school year. Robert Rose: Why would you punch a cop? What do you get out of punching a cop? It's like punching a cactus!

#4606

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Oct. 4, 2013, 8:13 p.m.

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Mike: I don't understand why people credit Diocletian with ending the Crisis of the Third Century. He divided the empire in two, which, if you do the math, actually made it _less_ unified.

#4647

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Nov. 6, 2013, 6:55 p.m.

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//Talking about static equilibrium in Math Phys Billy: If they're touching, they have to be hard.

It was actually an intelligent comment in the context of the problem.

mathphys, billy

#4758

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Feb. 14, 2014, 12:31 p.m.

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//Over Facebook Antares: Stat homework is painful. James: Is that quantitative or categorical value? Antares: JAMES I WILL STRIKE YOU

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Feb. 19, 2014, 10:33 p.m.

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//Class has been interrupted by InToneNation; returning to student presentation Swaney: Guess what? Presenter: What? Swaney: Chicken butt! This is what happens to me when I don't drink coffee.

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Feb. 23, 2014, 3:56 p.m.

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//Playing charades/Pictionary, Siko 9th period French Student 1: *waving hands around and drawing on the board--draws a dog* Student 2: (in audience) Chien! Student 3: Le chien! Student 4: OMG IT'S A DOGE!