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Dec. 9, 2023, 12:51 p.m.

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*Mandy, Leila and Katie transcribing the vocals of a song as notes to practice* Katie, on guitar: Try an F for that Leila, on flute: *plays an F* Mandy: That's too high, try an E Leila: *plays an E* Katie: Too flat, it's E# Leila and Mandy, confused: So F Katie: No not F, E# *plays a heavily bent E, it's exactly the right pitch* Mandy: That's an E but 25 cents sharp! Leila: *staring in confusion* Me: Exactly, an E#!

#12796

1012

Dec. 21, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Glenn: Caleb, tell me about life! Caleb: Uhhhh...seeing the sun rise is nice. Caleb: I've definitely explored my sleep schedule.

#13111

1012

Feb. 22, 2024, 7:20 a.m.

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Rose: How much does your average teacher use Remind? Michael: Stein skews the average. Do you want the median or the mean?

#13174

1012

March 10, 2024, 7:02 p.m.

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Rose: Say everyone has a mandatory coffee break at 10:30 AM, and who knows what’s in that coffee, and everyone’s efficiency skyrockets

#13329

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April 23, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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Stein: You never forget your first time

#298

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May 21, 2009, 11:06 p.m.

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I assume in April we'll run out of markers, then we'll have to cut people's fingers off and write in blood... freshmen first. ~Mr. Miller

#2222

1115

Sept. 28, 2010, 10:48 p.m.

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Stein: Why are you all staring at me? You're making me nervous. Rajan: Then why did you become a teacher? Stein: I don't know! I should have picked a another career. Scott: DANCE INSTRUCTOR!!!

#2326

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Kabemba: I love my accent, it's very sexy. Wait, no, that's not what I meant to say.

#2488

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Nov. 6, 2010, 9:20 a.m.

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Henok: Oh my god Angelina, you're such a GIRL! Viju: Henok, where would you be without girls? Henok: Well first of all, we wouldn't have any food...

#3286

1115

April 30, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

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//During Rose's Friday marathon AP Calc review, Pham interrupts. Pham: Why you here on Friday? Students: Because he's evil! He doesn't want us to have lives! Pham: No! It becah HE doesn't have a life! So he make you stay here wit him!