#10890

1115

Sept. 28, 2022, 3:36 p.m.

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Kaluta: You don’t want to fail shop class! Solomon: This is shop class? Nicole: That sounds very capitalist.

#12584

1115

Nov. 28, 2023, 11:29 a.m.

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//slowly splits apart a plum, a manic grin spreading across his face ZIyad (holding the two separate halves): It's the derivative... Eric Shi: What are you on??? Ziyad: No, no, it's related rates! If you take the fruit out and put juice in, the rate of the ball is changing and you can find the volume using... (gasps) dV/dt!!!!! :O

#13283

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April 11, 2024, 8:54 a.m.

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Google Docs: An error occurred! Ari, mocking high pitch tone: An error occurred? Ari: What if I kill you.

#4305

1521

Nov. 14, 2012, 7:57 p.m.

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//Lecture about limits Rose: So class, where have we seen limits before? Barbara: Mean Girls.

#7493

1521

May 21, 2018, 1:28 p.m.

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Pham: Do you think I lie to you? Class: No! Pham: Yes! It make me look good!

#8196

1521

May 30, 2019, 8:46 p.m.

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//Rao, third period, she's mildly annoyed Rao: Alright guys, I'm going to give you a hypothetical scenario Rao: Say you go over to the cart to put your chromebook away and there's another chromebook in your spot, what do you do? Literally Everyone: Put it in a different spot Rao: No!!!! Wrong answer!!!!!!

#8463

1521

Jan. 17, 2020, 1:43 p.m.

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Stein: If you measure the length of your finger from here to here *raises middle finger*, is there a correlation between the length of the middle finger vs the height *Class freaks out* Chad: Wait I don't get it?

#5305

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Dec. 10, 2014, 5:06 p.m.

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Joon: Fine, you can have TWO dumplings. Donghyeon (taking 3 dumplings): 0...1...2. Joon: It's not an array of dumplings! You don't count from zero! //Donghyeon walks off with the three dumplings

#8563

2129

March 12, 2020, 1:49 p.m.

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*Elia walks in a couple of minutes late to SRP* Bosse: YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME

#348

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May 25, 2009, 5:49 p.m.

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Josh Snyder: "You know what I just realized? I am simply a bag of meat and liquid, sitting in another bag with 4 other bags of meat and liquid talking and laughing about nothing basically" *long, awkward pause* Mandeep Bedi: "Your MOM is a bag of meat and liquid!"