#13508

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Nov. 21, 2024, 12:21 p.m.

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Eric Yang: Even the clumsiest person to walk this earth couldn't drop this [cow flashlight]. I've dropped many things in my life and I've never dropped it. Eric: I even once dropped myself as a baby. That's why I'm like this.

#624

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Schafer: Now we’ve done that ipso facto absurdum thing. Michael: You mean reductio ad absurdum? Schafer: Wingardium leviosa. Kamal: It’s not levi-O-sa, it’s levio-SA!

#7991

2430

March 7, 2019, 10:30 a.m.

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//Advanced Geometry //Nick yells out anime Rose: No anime in this class, that's a class rule!

#8254

2430

June 14, 2019, 5:41 a.m.

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Crincione: So yeah, if you have any review books give them to me for next year's students, right now i only have one and- Cirincione: *picks up the one review book on the table, except, it's not for AP NSL it's for AP US history* Cirincione: -And... it's not even for AP NSL??? Why is this here??? How did it even get here??? Cirincione: *very confused* Cirincione: What????

#1447

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Feb. 2, 2010, 8:40 p.m.

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Contreras: I wonder what the most frequently used places for illicit sex in Blair are... Chelsea: Ooh! The sysop room! They have that couch in there...

#3908

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Jan. 24, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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//In Pundzak's class, discussing instances of being judged based on appearances. Jacob: I'm often objectified by women because of my sex appeal. I always have to be like; "Ladies! My eyes are up here!"

#4372

1822

Jan. 2, 2013, 6:05 p.m.

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Ethan: Wow, this is really heavy. What is it? Mr. Street: That's lead. Ethan: OMG, I'M GONNA DIE! //Ethan runs to wash his hands Mr. Street: What the heck are you doing? Ethan: Isn't that stuff like super poisonous? Mr. Street: Well, yeah, ... //Mr. Street goes off on rant about how you can get lead poisoning Ethan: But what if I just licked a big block of lead? Mr. Street: Then you're an idiot and you deserve to die.  It's called natural selection, like being the slowest antelope.

#8020

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March 19, 2019, 10:02 a.m.

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Gonzalez: I dated myself

#8027

1822

March 22, 2019, 7:49 a.m.

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Gonzalez: Bad news- Today I had pizza for breakfast. And then I dropped it in a storm drain. Now I do not have pizza.

#8172

1822

May 17, 2019, 10:03 a.m.

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Gonzalez: A lot of my childhood subconscious is my sister yelling at me