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May 21, 2009, 12:13 p.m.

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// Mr. Stein telling his Sports Statistics class about competitive eating I know a lot about competitive eating... [Pats stomach] ...as you can see.

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Jan. 11, 2010, 10:52 p.m.

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Alex: yo, quantum question? Shirley: yo Alex: so like. dis join be asking. What is the rest mass of an alpha particle in MeV/c². question is. can i figure that out somehow? or is that just, i gotta know this number // Slight pause Shirley: they be wantin the jank in MeV/c²? Alex: ya dawg Shirley: those be some weird-ass units son Alex: so its like tryin to buy crack with double-A batteries, that shit ain't happenin' ?

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Oct. 21, 2010, 12:18 p.m.

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Loomis: Cappies integrate society, whereas magnets integrate equations.

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Dec. 15, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Fillman: So Cherybdis would suck in the water, and then spit it out later. Evan: Bet Odysseus liked that. Fillman: Not appropriate.

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Feb. 9, 2011, 7:58 p.m.

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Whitacre: So come on guys, what's your best pickup line? Student: Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

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May 11, 2011, 7:05 p.m.

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//before an AP Dr. Campbell: Please put away all cell phones, dictionaries, unauthorized calculators... Rubik's cubes... //Everyone turns to Neel Students: Five. Four. Three. Two. One. //Neel promptly solves the cube and puts it away

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May 19, 2011, 11:33 a.m.

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//at the end of puzzlepalooza Schafer: JULIAN LOFTON!  What does the number 361 mean to you? Julian: The number of days until next year's puzzlepalooza! Danderson: 362!!! NEXT YEAR'S A LEAP YEAR!!!

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June 10, 2011, 8:14 p.m.

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Gordon: Oh my god, I think I just went A A D in Spanish Hyun: Did you try so hard, and got so far? Bob: But in the end, it didn't really matter?

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Oct. 1, 2011, 6:59 p.m.

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//On the bus waiting for people to get on. Saurav is standing on the bus wheel. Bus driver: You better not be standing on the seat!!! Saurav: I'm not standing on the seat. I'm standing on the bus...hump...thingie.... Bus driver: The bus hump thingie? Saurav: You know, that bump that sticks out.... Bus driver: That's called the wheel! Saurav: Oh yeah...that thing....the wheel...

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Nov. 2, 2011, 9:27 p.m.

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Patrick Shan: You know how in crossfire they are allowed to say, "Please allow me to finish answering you question?" Student: Yes... Patrick Shan: If they ever do that I'm gonna say "I'mma let you finish! But..."