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2226

Nov. 3, 2010, 11:06 a.m.

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Richard: Why is everyone hating on Christine O'Donnell? She's so sexy. Viju: Richard, why are you so into Christine O'Donnell? Richard: She's a woman! Viju: So is Hillary Clinton! Evan: Wait, really?!

#7971

2226

Feb. 27, 2019, 9:32 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th Jonathan: A true "Berkowitz Grenade" would be a single sesame seed. Carl: No, that's a Berkowitz Bullet.

#8322

2226

Oct. 1, 2019, 7:57 a.m.

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Student: Am I tripping or did she say the test is for completion?

#5826

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Feb. 23, 2016, 9:17 p.m.

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Steven: For some reason it feels normal when I do it with guys, but when I do it with girls it's weird. Jonah: You could be talking about a lot of things.

#6634

6476

Sept. 22, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

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Rose: Let's name it function f, f for Evan.

#7465

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May 3, 2018, 1:20 p.m.

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//Quantum Pd. 7 Tanzola: Okay seriously Reynald, how do I get a quote on Blairbash? Haydn: Just say something funny Tanzola *defensively*: I'm funny! //People start laughing

#582

3036

Oct. 1, 2009, 10:09 p.m.

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Pham: You know why there flashing light on bus? So when bus get hijack and take into woods, helicopter find.

#8582

3036

April 16, 2020, 4:12 a.m.

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//in an announcement email on canvas //3:43 am I will also not reinvent the WHEEL like use ZOOM!!!! MORE later. thanks Hinkle PS still a morning person

#282

2022

May 21, 2009, 9:09 p.m.

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Mogge: Remember, you should wait until you are married before you have sex. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to do it, just say "Mr. Mogge said it's okay to say no." I can guarantee you it will change the topic of the conversation.

#420

2022

June 5, 2009, 11 a.m.

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Zimmermann: You name your robotics computers? Jacob: Yeah, after the Tales of the Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey. Zimmermann: So you can say, "Scott Lawrence found a security hole in Susan, so I did penetration testing."