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Jan. 29, 2020, 1:51 p.m.

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//getting texbooks on first day of cell phys Elia: *gets textbook that says the first person got it in January 2002* Elia: Wow, this book is older than I am Elia: ... And in better condition too

#8525

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Feb. 25, 2020, 7:52 a.m.

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*Stein is moving desks back from where Rose has moved them* Stein: We call this de-Rosification

#8587

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April 27, 2020, 7:51 a.m.

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Stein: You’ve gotta make a decision. The only thing in the middle of the road are yellow lines and dead armadillo.

#3961

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Feb. 14, 2012, 11:17 p.m.

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//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship. Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself. Sam: Um, I'm a junior...at Montgomery Blair high school. Eva: High school? That's hot. Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you. Eva: Oh is that what you're into? Sam: ... //Duval facepalms Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows* Sam: ... Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point. //Sam runs away screaming Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.

#1280

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Jan. 7, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Rose: Okay, so final exams are coming up. It's not hard, you just have to know everything.

#2220

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Sept. 28, 2010, 7:52 p.m.

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Religion talk in Block D Student: Do you know what agnostic means? Mr. Kaluta: I'm not sure.

#2712

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Dec. 21, 2010, 10:33 p.m.

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Phillip: So what did you get on the 3 point quiz? JMa: Aw man, I think I got a 2. Bob: I got a thhhh-one.

#2766

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Jan. 10, 2011, 8:25 p.m.

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//While having storytime in ESS and Richard keeps asking questions‎ Richard: W-Wait, Mr. Donaldson, I have two more questions! Donaldson: Are you trolling me again?

#3013

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March 1, 2011, 4:29 p.m.

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Schafer: We construct Puzzlepalooza teams based on your unique skills.  Elliot is great for stuff about crew.  Some of you are good for robotics.  And Ittai is great at distracting Walstein!

#3083

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March 14, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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Anderson: Now read at, "I often ask myself..." Students: Self. Anderson: Yes, don't forget to say 'self.' You don't want to go through your day without repeating it like a babbling idiot.