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Feb. 28, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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//Block B freshman chem, discussing compound formulas Matthew: ...so phosphorous wants three electrons, and then you do swappy-swappy-- Pham: No! Not swappy-swappy! Matthew: Cross-multiplying, swappy-swappy, you know... //Pham closes his eyes, as if in physical pain Pham (bellowing): ...NO! SWAPPY!

#4257

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Oct. 17, 2012, 12:52 a.m.

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//Jeremy and Loomis are having a discussion on Neocon beliefs in SRP //Jeremy is talking about his change in views Jeremy: So yeah, Neel here turned me on to Polygamy. Neel: Wow, you really need to rephrase stuff in a better way

#4603

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Oct. 3, 2013, 5:04 p.m.

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//Student presentation on UAE's economy (based on natural gas, oil, and tourism) John: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the world's natural gas. Sankar: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the tourism.

#5555

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Sept. 25, 2015, 9:04 p.m.

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Avik: (Raises hand and immediately starts to talk) Sooooooo, what you mean is that is to say... Rose: That's enough Avik time for today.

#7594

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Sept. 17, 2018, 4:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can simply use the Law of Large Points to make the point larger. Class: ?? Schwartz (while demonstrating on board): The Law of Large Points states that when you draw a line between two points, and the line doesn't quite touch a point, then you can make the point larger so that it's on the line. James: Hold up, I didn't get that. Can you repeat that again?

#8073

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April 3, 2019, 8 a.m.

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//sophomore bio with sloe Sloe: Are you okay Sujay? You look pissed Sujay: I'm fine Rajit: *stage-whispering* It's okay!!! Say you're not fine!!!

#8103

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April 10, 2019, 1:01 p.m.

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//Talking about sleep Luka: I wake up with ankle pain. Gabaree: You shouldn't be having ankle pain. You're too young! Call a doctor, put some ice, get some opioids, I don't know.

#8135

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April 30, 2019, 6:03 p.m.

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//9th period diff eq, talking about dirac delta Mr. Wilson: So you hit the golf ball with a...bat? //class tells him it's called a club Ben: Which side of the club do you hit the ball with? The Heaviside!

#8528

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Feb. 27, 2020, 7:55 a.m.

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*In micro, student sees that Hinkle has a binder clip that has the word "crap" printed on it* Student: Mr Hinkle, where did you get that binder clip? Hinkle: I steal these from children.

#8947

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Jan. 27, 2021, 2:46 p.m.

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Rose: I'm what all the right-wingers think high school teachers are like. Just over here shredding your confidence.