#3484

5153

Aug. 31, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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//Talking about a practice marching band parade Ms. Roberts: You guys are all bunching up. You look like the accordion band. You don't want to look like that. Accordions are nerdy. Adam (Junior Drum Major): Um...excuse me, Ms. Roberts. I play accordion. Roberts: Oh... I'm sorry. Adam: Thank you. Roberts: No. I'm sorry you play accordion.

#10946

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Oct. 7, 2022, 10:17 p.m.

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//After drill press test Evan: *Sneezes* Street: Stop talking Evan: *Sneezes again* Street: SHUT UP

#3124

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March 22, 2011, 5:34 p.m.

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Ms. Medley (Duval's sub): Chromosomal mutations occur in all living orgasms. Class: ... Class: Organisms! Ms. Medley: What? Orgasm. That's what I said. Orgasm.

#13520

379403

Dec. 11, 2024, 7:52 p.m.

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Don't be a bystander, be an Ostrander. - AA

#7844

7985

Jan. 7, 2019, 3:44 p.m.

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//Kaluta 9th //Exploravision papers are returned, group received a bad grade on it largely in part due to Justin Z turning it in with many of the pages backwards and out of order Ryan S: I'm going to punch your face until you don't have a chin Matthew C: Well then you will have to donate him one of yours

#8541

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March 2, 2020, 8:42 p.m.

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// pd 9 rne Street: Take out a piece of paper and label it "Pop Quiz." *class collectively groans* // 15 minutes later Street: Alright, it's about time we finish this quiz thing. (proceeds to open a slideshow with drawings of transistors) Student: Wait, aren't you going to collect it? Street: I never said it would be collected.

#8078

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April 3, 2019, 7:32 p.m.

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//After a contingent of seniors has attempted unsuccessfully to get into Rose's room for lunch. Rose: Man, these nerdy magnet students are so afraid of Blair they have to go and find a corner to hide in.

#662

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:02 a.m.

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Schafer: My house was too cold last night because I didn't turn on the heat. Jacob: Your personal philosophy is to put on a sweater. That's what you tell your roommate. Schafer: Damn skippy! Until the first frost, I don't need heat. Shirley: My philosophy is to take off clothes if you're hot. Mikey: But there are only so many clothes you can take off. Schafer: Michael, while you are correct in your assessment, you have left an image in my mind that I don't want to see. I may not sleep for days.

#6321

6165

March 20, 2017, 11:58 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: What's the first thing you touch in the morning? Robert: Mysel- Mr. Pham: The air! What were you going to say, your wife?

#7942

6165

Feb. 14, 2019, 12:09 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Rose: So last class Daniel Zhu explained this proof to me, which turns out to be really easy, but I didn't quite get it because I'm smallbrain.