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#5472

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April 25, 2015, 3:03 p.m.

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//Walking to class at Wallops, Shyaer points out that the drawstring of his sweatpants is really long. Ben: Shyaer, not only does your outfit repel ticks, but it repels women.

#9111

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April 20, 2021, 4 p.m.

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// attendance Street: [Student]? // student turns off camera Student: Not here. Street: Good.

#9318

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Nov. 11, 2021, 8:01 a.m.

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// Talking about polling Gabaree: So which one is the most expensive? Student: The cell, because you have to buy the cell phone.

#10978

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Oct. 13, 2022, 3:26 p.m.

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Katie: They were playing baby shark, I swear! Solomon: Who, the CIA?

#11013

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Oct. 19, 2022, 3:08 p.m.

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//p9 fot Nicole: You'd need to test that Nicole: Do you know any Russians?

#11882

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May 23, 2023, 12:36 p.m.

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Hari: Do you want a kiss? *gestures to bag of Hershey kisses* Michael Ilie: No, I want a blowjob.

//mod note: unfortunately for Michael, Hershey doesn't have such a product

hari, michael

#8452

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Jan. 7, 2020, 8:37 a.m.

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Ms. Tinsley: The only things in life that aren't optional are taxes and death. Ms. Tinsley: And ninth period.

#839

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Nov. 12, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: Don't drink and drive.

#2817

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Giles (referring to person riding a Ferris wheel on the board): He’s high, he’s low, he’s high, he’s low, it’s a sine graph! Ashu: Ha-ha, he’s high! Giles (sarcastically): Hilarious.

#3835

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Dec. 6, 2011, 4:38 p.m.

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Student: SULFUR! Y U NO OBEY OCTET RULE?!?