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#11897

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May 24, 2023, 4:20 p.m.

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//watching, on YouTube, Tank Man documentary (1989 China) //partway thru, video stops with "This video may be inappropriate for some viewers." Seat: Oh no, it's been censored! Andy: I think we're losing social credits.

// mod note: the video stopped right as we were about to get to an interesting part. Coincidence? I think not

seat, youtube, andy, china, ap_world

#4831

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April 4, 2014, 8:42 p.m.

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// Freshman Chem, Pham is discussing quantum states and electron configurations Pham: Okay guy, I going to demonstrate the s, p, d, and f electron orbitals with wooden model. // Pham takes out the s, p, and f models, the d model is missing // With a serious face Pham: Hey! Someone took the D!

#7602

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Sept. 20, 2018, 3:50 p.m.

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Carlos: So why don't you like the beach? Bracklinn: *deep breath* Bracklinn: I don't like sand. *laughter* Bracklinn: Seriously, though. It gets everywhere.

#10924

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Oct. 6, 2022, 9:17 a.m.

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// Discussing blairbash Student 1: I bet blairbash submissions aren't actually real. // Student 2 jumps out of window, does a backflip, and lands on Ms. Johnson's car.

// mod note: for some reason I don't think this acc happened, hence the "Quotes on Blairbash.org have no implicit or explicit claim of validity; all quotes are unverified."

blairbash, johnson, meta

#8072

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April 3, 2019, 7:59 a.m.

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//talking about how Gonzalez will be teaching at UMD next year Noam: Them college grillz boutta have a fun 2020.

#1003

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Nov. 30, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein writes cumsum on the board Nilay: There's sum cum on the board.

#3616

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Sept. 28, 2011, 11:01 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: His use of punctuation isn't subtle, it's prickly. No, not even that, it's almost thorny, it's-- Angela: Hawthorney!

#3803

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Nov. 28, 2011, 9:40 a.m.

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Roberts: So I call those attractive notes "magnetic tones"  because they're attractive! //Julian bursts out laughing Roberts: I just, you know, I WANT those notes. Emma (aside): She's horny for those notes.

#3858

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Dec. 18, 2011, 10:01 p.m.

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Swaney Predictions: -Next Generation: Libertarians -Michelle Obama will be used to energize young voters -The EU will become more like the US government (federalize) -Republicans will get super-delegates -Cain will drop out <this has happened> -Ron Paul will win Iowa: temporary small boost -No nomination for Gingrinch -Lukewarm Romney nomination -Obama wins, unless economy worsens significantly -Nigeria will continue to democratize -Citizens United v. FEC : overturned within 10 years Swaney Predictions as of December 16, 2011

#4821

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March 31, 2014, 5:01 p.m.

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//Freshman chem, in the midst of Chem R&E Pham: By the way, you all fail your proposal. Did I read them yet? No. But you all fail.