#8831

1818

Dec. 15, 2020, 10:46 a.m.

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// near beginning of class, a couple students have cameras on Street: Good strategy you guys got there Street: You have books behind you, to make you look smart Street: You know, if you guys have awards, you might want to put it behind you Street: And you'd say "Oh? I didn't know that was visible in the camera. That's my award." Street: I would do this myself, but I didn't get any awards Street: I get my award every two weeks when it shows up in my bank account

#8830

55

Dec. 15, 2020, 10:41 a.m.

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Schafer: And if they had emojis, there would have been some sad faces Schafer: And some angry faces Schafer: And maybe some people crying Schafer: They found there *is no* ether

#8829

1313

Dec. 15, 2020, 10:29 a.m.

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Rose: so people are mad at me. I am going to leave the room for a minute. Feel free to curse at me while I'm gone.

#8828

1515

Dec. 15, 2020, 10:22 a.m.

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Rose: as soon as I submitted grades on November 13th, I just went into a fetal position and didn't come back out.

#8827

1111

Dec. 15, 2020, 10:19 a.m.

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Rose: a normal, healthy reasonable teacher-so, you know, not me...

#8826

2525

Dec. 15, 2020, 10:03 a.m.

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Duval: so I was asking Alice what haircut she wanted, and she said she wanted Monsieur C's haircut. Monsieur C, her teacher, is bald. Alice [from the background]: stop telling them that! I'll kill you!

#8825

1214

Dec. 14, 2020, 2:53 p.m.

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Schulman: why is your activation key for Microsoft word expired? Schwartz: probably because I stole it in the first place.

#8824

22

Dec. 14, 2020, 2:50 p.m.

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Martinez: You guys are gonna have to guess this quickly Martinez: Otherwise, you'll have to hear me sing again // students answer quickly Martinez: I guess you don't want to hear me sing

#8823

55

Dec. 14, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

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Kirk: And then the *best theorem in all geometry* Kirk: The first one you ever learned Kirk: The Segment Addition Postulate // student point's out it's a *postulate* Kirk: Yeah, it's a postulate Kirk: I guess it's not a theorem

#8822

1818

Dec. 14, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, dec 14th "So today we're going to have an innovation period, because innovation period sucks." "I have no fear of old people. Nope. Not at all. None." "I just texted my boss that the profanity filter on Zoom chat does not work." "Corrosive means you get damage bonuses against armored targets." "So Mr Ostrander is taking my question from earlier seriously, and is now asking which students need to be disciplined. Oops." "Do you know anything about Detroit? Well, it maybe wasn't a good idea." "I don't really want to just say 'chemistry,' but yeah, chemistry." "Yeah, class is over, but if you want to stay for a few minutes and listen to me complain about technology, go ahead." "I hate using the school computers, because other teachers didn't get the social message of 'headphones are in, don't talk to me' and kept tapping me on the shoulder, so I was like 'no' and spent a bunch of money on an ipad."