#5342

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Dec. 26, 2014, 6:08 p.m.

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//Mariam wanted a college rec from Rose Mariam: It's due January 30. Giles: That's early, all right. Rose: It's fine because I'm going to get it done... Giles: ...on January 29? Rose: You know, I have high hopes for break. I'm going to clean my apartment, see a few movies, catch up on work...stop laughing! Giles: Do you want me to text you and remind you to do all this stuff? Rose: No, I'll remember.

#5340

1818

Dec. 22, 2014, 8:34 p.m.

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//Precalc pd. 9 Rose: Kinjal! Did you do the homework? Kinjal: Well, I missed like three problems. //Rose leans over to look Rose: "Missed" is an interesting euphemism.

#5339

1313

Dec. 22, 2014, 4:48 p.m.

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//Precalc C Rose: Remember to keep editing the hyperbola page on Wikipedia until it says "happy box". I'm trying to start a movement and I need your help. I've been blocked.

#5338

4852

Dec. 22, 2014, 4:48 p.m.

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Alice: Whoa, so they were like mutually hugging! Jamie: According to magnet standards, that's like third base. Roadkill: What would the other bases be then? Buddha: Let's see. First base - talking. Second base - any sort of physical contact. Third base - hugging. Fourth base - doing math together.

#5337

2222

Dec. 22, 2014, 2:54 p.m.

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Pham: When I at college, I in pure math. Any idiot can study it. First day learn to write proof, every class after that the same. There no numbers, only 3 letters w, x, y, z, and I know them very well. I don't even know a, b, c.

#5336

66

Dec. 22, 2014, 1:17 a.m.

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//3rd Pd Econ, taking a test //Shubham and Angela are sitting in the front where the fan is //Fan blows Shub's test off his desk and Shub stares at it for 10 seconds Angela: Aren't you going to pick that up? Shubham: *points at paper* This is my life right now. //Angela proceeds to laugh through the entire test

#5335

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Dec. 21, 2014, 3:06 p.m.

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Jyotsna: We have to perform some kind of music in front of blocks C and D for physics tomorrow. Roadkill: Ew. Jyotsna: Say something to calm my nerves. Roadkill: Well, you're screwed. Have fun! Jyotsna: Wow, thanks. Roadkill: No problem. Wait. Do I have to do this next year? Jyotsna: Yes. Roadkill: Oh shit..

#5332

610

Dec. 20, 2014, 5:41 p.m.

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Michelle: Wtf aops blocked me because I curse too much apparently. Selena: Well that's not surprising seeing as ftw blocked me for saying "no" too many times.

#5330

6268

Dec. 19, 2014, 4:25 p.m.

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//Precalc C Rose: In third period, we had a discussion about the difference between a directrix and a dominatrix. //laughs Rose: Some people didn't know what a dominatrix was. It was an awkward moment. Student: Was Sherry one of them?

#5329

77

Dec. 19, 2014, 4:21 p.m.

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//pd. 2 AP NSL; watching an ad from AARP Voice: How many kittens do you need? Girl: Two! Boy: Two billion plus one million. Noah: That's Lodal.