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#5284

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Nov. 29, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

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Rose: I have no idea how, uh, people actually choose outfits, men or women, cause I just put on what I have and just go with the best.

In a "Sally has 3 tops, 4 bottoms, and 2 pairs of shoes" problem

math, clothes, rose

#5283

99

Nov. 27, 2014, 9:30 a.m.

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Charlie Brown: Holidays depress me. Noah: He sounds like Mr. Lodal.

#5282

1111

Nov. 25, 2014, 9:46 p.m.

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//In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Mr. Pham had his thermo class cook a whole turkey. Pham: If we cook a turkey just for eating for Thanksgiving, we not allowed. But it a lab. //Later Pham: But there's one good thing about it. Duval: It was delicious? Pham: No.

#5281

610

Nov. 25, 2014, 8:12 p.m.

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Street: Tests are simply a celebration of knowledge

#5279

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Nov. 25, 2014, 9:40 a.m.

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Mr. Hinkle: "You all should walk out of here knowing one thing: never commit crimes after you're 18. Commit all your crimes before."

Apparently an alum committed 75 years worth of felonies in college and he did not get any jail time because he was 17.

macro, hinkle, crime

#5278

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Nov. 24, 2014, 7:30 p.m.

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//Try to say "heads, shoulders, knees, and toes" Arianna: Legs, shoulders..........?!

It began as an innocent conversation about high heels.

legs, arianna

#5277

1111

Nov. 23, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Oh yeah Yash! Show that grin! Show that grin from under that thick Indian mustache!

#5275

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Nov. 20, 2014, 9:41 p.m.

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//It's someone's birthday. Student: "Happy birthday!" Student 2: "Happy birthday!" //Student 1 says to communist dictator Eric Shen: "Why don't you say happy birthday?" Eric Shen: "You see, nothing that I say is happy." Eric Shen: "Nothing is ever happy." Eric Shen: "In the end, everyone will die." //Etcetera...

#5274

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Nov. 20, 2014, 9:34 p.m.

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//Before Freshman Physics Period 6 starts. Asian student eats oreos. Asian Student 2: "My parents never buy oreos. They're full of sugar, and Asians don't like sugar." Asian Student 3: "Exactly! Mine never either!" Davis: "Haha! But here is Sarah sitting there eating oreos! That's not following the typical Asian stereotype."

#5273

1010

Nov. 20, 2014, 5:37 p.m.

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//Pd. 6 Analysis 2 is discussing why it's not ok to simply switch the order of integration without changing the bounds Mr. Schwartz: "It's equivalent to the science problem of dimensional analysis. If you answer in Joules and the question asks for Newton-meters, then, that's just..." Class: "Uhhh" Mr. Schwartz: "...Umm, ok, pretend I never said that."