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#10744

1010

Aug. 31, 2022, 12:14 p.m.

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O'Donovan: I was best at taking apart Kalishnikov and putting them back together.

O'Donovan grew up in Georgia, part of the USSR then

pchem, odonovan

#10743

35

Aug. 31, 2022, 9:50 a.m.

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Smolen: I’m a Scorpio, I won’t tell your secrets!

#10742

04

Aug. 31, 2022, 8:36 a.m.

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Schwartz: I respect that, but you’re crazy!

//mod notes: was someone doing something correctly but very inefficiently?

schwartz, analysis2

#10741

2525

Aug. 30, 2022, 3:02 p.m.

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Glenn: This kid got ethyl acetate in his eyes. Glenn: I was obviously very scared for his eyes, but a tiny part of me was like "yay I get to finally use the eyewash station!"

#10739

68

Aug. 30, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Hart: Grandpa and grandma smell really good.

She meant the stickers from stink factory

orgo, hart

#10738

610

Aug. 30, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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Jerry Song: I'm surprised natural selection hasn't weeded you out yet.

//mod note: because natural selection acts on genes, not individuals

jerry

#10737

88

Aug. 30, 2022, 12:39 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Never bring mercury into school, but it's really fun to play with.

#10736

66

Aug. 30, 2022, 9:50 a.m.

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cable: wait was Julia in functions? alan: what are you making with Julia? szabo: what ... alan: oh I thought you were talking about the programming language.

#10735

-15

Aug. 29, 2022, 11:13 p.m.

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I'm like a dog with a dead animal - gibb

it wasn't as weird with context, dont bully him please

gibb

#10734

66

Aug. 29, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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Brodsky: A tiger sized hamster is just a giant pile of dead meat.