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#10526

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May 3, 2022, 9:26 a.m.

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// innovation period about consent Stein: Not saying no...is like failing to reject the null hypothesis.

#10525

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May 3, 2022, 9:11 a.m.

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Schwartz: If we need to know sin(0.3) to approximate cos(0.3), then we're just going in circles! Schwartz: No pun intended. Schwartz: Have I driven that home? Katz: Approximately.

#10524

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May 3, 2022, 8:43 a.m.

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Schwartz: For many years, the answer to the question of "what's the square root of -1" would be Schwartz: DIE, HERETIC!

#10523

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May 3, 2022, 8:35 a.m.

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// Story time Schwartz: If I had 10 rocks and I gave you 10 rocks, and someone asked me how many rocks I had... Schwartz: I would say "that's a dumb question"!

#10522

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May 2, 2022, 5:33 p.m.

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//Kyei holds a Zoom AP CSA check in. Jeremy (In chat): Do you like talking to black boxes. Kyei: No! I absolutely hate it. Kyei: If we ever go back to pandemic mode, I'm going to have one less job because I'll quit.

#10521

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May 2, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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//After AP Gov Exam Student 1: What did you get for the second FRQ? Student 2: They said we can't talk about it otherwise our scores will be canceled. Student 1: You really think they were serious? Like Big Brother is going to fall through the ceiling and yell "[STUDENT 1], YOUR SCORE IS NULL AND VOID!"

#10520

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April 29, 2022, 11:12 p.m.

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// On the playground at Rio, playing Avalon next to a one foot tall slide and a spinny thing Nacho: Okay guys, keep the language clean! There are little kids here. *everyone proceeds to impurify the playground* *little kid walks up to us and stares at us* kid: do you want to play tag? Juice: Uh, we're a little bit older... kid: It's fine, I'll be "it"! Nashan: If you can catch me in a minute, then I'll play with you. *hops off the playground set and starts dashing*

#10519

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April 29, 2022, 4:11 p.m.

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Student (objecting to getting a zero): I did the warm-up, but my arm got tired, so I didn't finish writing the objective. Subayi: Well, my eyes got tired, so I didn't look.

#10518

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April 29, 2022, 3:09 p.m.

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Rao: For some reason when I hear "chip games", I think about people running around and stealing other people's potato chips.

#10517

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April 29, 2022, 3:01 p.m.

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// Dystopia presentations Rao: I like that it's bloodstained. Rao: I don't know the last time I said that and I don't know if I'll ever say it again.