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#9977
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⚐ ReportDuval: Jerry you're not supposed to be on that page yet! Jerry Song: That's very nice but I didn't ask.
#9974
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⚐ Report// Start of class Duval: I moved into my new house on December 26th. // Class starts applauding Duval: My kids are staying with me this weekend. // applause Duval: We're going to make baklava // more applause Duval: And I have 10 toes! // even more applause Andy: This is like in the Soviet Union, where you get sent to the gulag if you stop clapping. // yet more applause, Andy takes a bow
#9973
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⚐ ReportAndy: I'm a dad at heart. Jerry: No, you're Andy. Andy: Just like Jerry's a dad at heart.
#9971
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⚐ Report//Mr. Sahu, describing the Sieve of Erastosthenes Sahu: "Prime numbers are like gold."
#9970
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: *Going over our multivar exam and notices someone wrote "I love trig sub on the board"* Schwartz: ... What? I love trig sub? What degenerate wrote this. There's something wrong with that person.
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⚐ ReportRose: what are the stages of grief again? Denial, acceptance... anger comes after acceptance, right?
#9968
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⚐ Report*mr rose's wife walking behind him and cussing* rose: "you know the class can hear you, right?" his wife: "hi class." rose: "my wife's dropping f bombs down the hall. "