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June 5, 2014, 9:55 p.m.

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//Peter Ho walks in for final Analysis test Peter: Mr Rose, I'm ready for anal! Wait... Mr. Rose: You planned that. Peter: Yep.

#5002

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June 3, 2014, 4:40 p.m.

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Rose: Great, penis graph. Finally my career is complete.

#4995

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May 31, 2014, 10:13 p.m.

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Eleanor: Emotionally I'll be an 8 year old forever. Duval: So you'll be Mr. Rose.

#4994

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May 31, 2014, 12:07 p.m.

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//Pham's Edline right before Finals 05/27/14 Tue - 06/16/14 Mon      Final Exam Topics Make a review packet yourself

#4988

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May 30, 2014, 12:18 p.m.

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Teddy: What if we interpret it as weird reverse sex? Klein:...I don't think there's an answer to that.

#4987

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May 30, 2014, 12:14 p.m.

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Schafer: *Discussing history of fundamental elements* Fire, Earth, Air, and Water. Francis: And then there's The Fifth Element, starring Bruce Willis. Schafer: And then the Sixth Sense, also starring Bruce Willis. *Dicussion among half the class about a seventh movie* Schafer: What do you got for eight? Francis: Uh.......Surrog-eight, starring Bruce Willis.

#4986

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May 29, 2014, 12:41 a.m.

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//In Analysis II, while listing ways to solve a given differential equation Cathy: We can always do guess and check. Schwartz: Yeah! We can all be Mike for today. Mike: Woah. Mike does NOT check.

#4985

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May 27, 2014, 7:16 p.m.

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//Julian visits a website and gets a popup Julian: Ugh. I hate popups. Martin: Don't use that website. Josh: Use Adblock. Ramu: Remove it with Javascript!

#4979

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May 26, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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Student: Well are you sure none of the CAP teachers smoke pot? *class snickers* Simel: Ohhh... I know exactly who you're thinking of... *class snickers* Simel: Umm... I don't think so... I mean... I could see why y'all would think so... but no.

#4978

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May 26, 2014, 6:54 p.m.

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Bustillos: What did you... do to your hair? Student: I... I cut it. Bustillos: Oh... I don't like it. Change it back!