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#4008
2020
⚐ Report// During Mathphys, Schafer is telling them a puzzle involving Freddy and two other people getting buried in sand by a midget. Schafer: So Freddy, pick your two closest friends. Freddy: I don't have any friends. Schafer: Yea, I say that all the time too, but just pick two people. Someone: Just pick two people that you want to die. Schafer: No, no, you actually want the two that you want to live. Now I know that's a small list. Freddy: Umm, how about two cats?
#4006
2628
⚐ Report//Block B freshman chem, discussing compound formulas Matthew: ...so phosphorous wants three electrons, and then you do swappy-swappy-- Pham: No! Not swappy-swappy! Matthew: Cross-multiplying, swappy-swappy, you know... //Pham closes his eyes, as if in physical pain Pham (bellowing): ...NO! SWAPPY!
#4004
6670
⚐ ReportDenny: Does anybody know what a complex sentence is? Avikar: Well, it has a real part and an imaginary part.
#4003
3135
⚐ Report//Freshmen chem are discussing races in the Magnet. Pham: Asians, raise your hands. //All Asians and a few non-Asians raise their hands. Pham: No, seriously. Eric Neyman: I am serious; I am from Israel. Mike Winston: No, you're not! Eric: Fine, my ancestors were from Israel. Mike: Your ancestors were from Africa! Eric: Okay, fine. I'm black.
#4002
99
⚐ Report//Sharon filling out her schedule card Sharon: What should I put for career goal? ...oh, I'll put gold digger!
#4001
-28
⚐ ReportPulkit: I want more women to get breast cancer. Jason H: But I'm not comfortable with asymmetry!
#4000
88
⚐ Report//9th Period Ravilious Ravilious: Wait where was I? We never get anything done. What is going on over there? //North side of class starts barking Ravilious: I am afraid of being alone with you guys.
#3999
1717
⚐ ReportRose: So, do these example problems... //f(x) = e^(sex) //f'(x) = ? Class: Uhh...Mr. Rose? //Rose hurriedly writes in a c before the x. Rose: You know what I mean!