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⚐ ReportLodal: The first video is a 4/10 video and the second video is a 3/10 video Lodal: But we can make the second video better by watching it on 2x speed because it's funnier.
#12055
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⚐ ReportLodal: You all have caused the room to rise by 1.2 degrees since we got here Lodal: I feel like that's all James's fault Andrew: Yeah because he's so hot.
#12054
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⚐ ReportRose: I'm getting everything I want today. This never happens. Rose: Should I keep asking for things, or should I quit while I'm ahead?
#12052
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⚐ ReportGlenn: If it is pure pandemonium, everything is on fire, it's pure chaos... Glenn: And one of you guys have the capacity to hit the button, do it.
#12051
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⚐ Report// Dino nugget Andrew Zhao: I know it's worth like 8 cents, but it was totally worth the $30.
#12050
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⚐ ReportWoodward: so once my coworker told me a story Woodward: you know agar right? *class nods and responds in agreement* Woodward: once he was doing a lab with the agar, and a student asked if he could eat it Woodward: so he sarcastically says "yes" Woodward: then THREE kids ate the agar Woodward: They all had to be rushed to the hospital Woodward: I've learned from that to not be sarcastic about serious things.
#12049
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⚐ ReportStudent: I don't like when school teachers interdate each other Student: It's like school incest. Student: like band kids don't date each other cuz of bandcest
#12048
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⚐ ReportHadar: Who the hell is Nicolas Cage? Nikhita: Isn’t that the sex guy? Nikhita: Oh wait, that’s Genghis Khan
#12047
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⚐ Report// Talking about the trolley problem where the train flies off the track Jerry Song: But your honor, Free Bird was playing.